Inventing your OWN religion

[Justin]

Ladies n gentlemen, with all due respect to your religion and beliefs. If you had to invent your own religion, what would it be or how would it be?

... Share Wit' Us

Side note: for those who might take this as "kofor", its not, I just wanna show that no matter how many different points of view, it only leads to ONE CONCEPT.

[SysTaMatIcS]

a relegion in which when i count to 3 we all kill ourselves , this life is pointless , it can never be organized its too random to be controlled , and no religion can ever control it

[Adam]

Rule #1: You must be this tall to not burn in hell.
Rule #2: When I'm watching the news, you shut up.
Rule #3: Being wrong on the internets will result in you burning in the 14th circle of hell. (Systa, you are screwed )
Rule #4: Don't tell me about your relationship problems.
Rule #5: Always flush.
Rule #6: Obey Rule #7.
Rule #7: There is no Rule #7.
Rule #8.1: Midgets are the devils children.
Rule #8.2: Gingers have no souls.
Rule #9: Send this list to 5 people.

[mr_j]

well with respects, everyone already has his own religion. you often find 2 christians and 2 muslims for example and each has different priorities to what is moral or not(since it is in the lobby I assume this thread is meant to be a bit serious and not just for jokes)

my number 1 moral was treat others like you want to be treated, and logically I assumed that at least most people would treat you back the same way, but I am finding out that the human race is selfish and immoral (not you guys, you are awesome )
so I am changing that, here goes anyway :

1)don't do other people wrong, but if others treat you badly stand up to yourself aggressively
2)obey the law
3)remember that finding a good job and making money is originally intended to make you happy (people assume that money brings happiness) it is not by itself a purpose, if you are sacrificing happiness in the pursuit of money, you are on the wrong road.
4)everyone could be wrong and you alone could be right, it happened many times before, so don't let others choose stuff for you
Rule #5: Always flush

[TAREK®]

I am actually waiting for Justin's answer

[Justin]

Well i like your point of view mr_j but obeying the law as it is, mm... ma zabta

I'll elaborate, my number one moral will always be: What goes around comes back all around. If you do good to others than you would be well treated and others would be good to you. But in real life, some people take advantage of your gentleness therefore, they deserve to “tedbok bi ni3on”.

However, my rules would go like this:

1- Treat others just the way you would love to be treated.
2- Never look down upon people unless you’re helping them back up again
3-Work to better the law: if you hit someone’s car from the back even if it was the fault of the front one; you get to take all the responsibility, or when someone jump from the 14th floor on your car and dies, it’s the cars’ owner fault and etc
4- 3ala add bsatak medd ejrek
5-Don’t sell your time for money
6-You don’t need to recite religious verses or memorized prayers in order to communicate with the Lord. I think HE can understand common language. However, I think that the force of prayer resides in its common aspect for it unites different and numerous people in one world, one request, one wish and one faith… it makes people vibrate all together as a unique voice. This is where the prayers reside.
7-Music is made to describe emotion and express feelings that could not be articulated. In other words, NO MUSIC LAL To3RISS is welcomed
8-You are what you make of you and not what others say or force you to be
9- Only forgive when you CAN forget, if not. Then shamshetlo diné

That's it FOR THE MOMENT

[TAREK®]

Originally Posted by Justin

Well i like your point of view mr_j but obeying the law as it is, mm... ma zabta

I'll elaborate, my number one moral will always be: What goes around comes back all around. If you do good to others than you would be well treated and others would be good to you. But in real life, some people take advantage of your gentleness therefore, they deserve to “tedbok bi ni3on”.

However, my rules would go like this:

1- Treat others just the way you would love to be treated
2- Never look down upon people unless you’re helping them back up again
3-Work to better the law: if you hit someone’s car from the back even if it was the fault of the front one; you get to take all the responsibility, or when someone jump from the 14th floor on your car and dies, it’s the cars’ owner fault and etc
4- 3ala add bsatak medd ejrek
5-Don’t sell your time for money
6-You don’t need to recite religious verses or memorized prayers in order to communicate with the Lord. I think HE can understand common language. However, I think that the force of prayer resides in its common aspect for it unites different and numerous people in one world, one request, one wish and one faith… it makes people vibrate all together as a unique voice. This is where the prayers reside.
7-Music is made to describe emotion and express feelings that could not be articulated. In other words, NO MUSIC LAL To3RISS is welcomed
8-You are what you make of you and not what others say or force you to be

That's it FOR THE MOMENT

9- Beer is a sacred drink

[Kain]

My own religion you say??

I need not elaborate












Edit: Vote For Borombo. He flushes

[Adam]

@Kain
This is a miracle cow, it was struck by lightning and survived.

Eating it will give you the power of Zeus.

[hegma]

my rules would be:

1. The Lebanese are God's chosen people...
2. Don't lie liars are not accepted in heaven...
3. Dating married people is a sin...
4. The world will never end, don't be afraid...
5. You can eat/drink everything you like, nothing is forbidden to eat...
6. Help poor people if you are rich. if you are poor try to find a job and don't be a panhandler...
7. just go live your life and leave God alone, don't make wars in the name of God...