Busted! Naked and in public!

[Jean]

Busted! Naked and in public!

BEIRUT | iloubnan.info

So who hasn’t been busted, and don’t you dare to play saint saying you have never been caught with your pants off smooching your girlfriend and being heated up in a public display of “passion.”


Due to the nature of Beirut and the lack of places where young or even mature people could get together in… everyone has experienced so far a humiliating or funny situation where they were caught in an open blouse or an open zipper in an open space, on the street, in a car, in the restrooms and all the creative spots that one finds. It’s amazing how far we would go when we want someone badly and on the spot.

Abroad on a certain age everyone moves out of their parents’ house to have their total freedom, however in Lebanon that is not fascinatingly a common thing. Rarely are those who move out except if they lived in the countryside and wished to pursue a better education. But what do you do if you’re still living with your folks or when you have no space to seal the deal…?

Filip, a 24 year old graphic designer recounted the time he was back late at night with his girlfriend and were really drunk, “so we ended up making out on the stairs of our building, out of nowhere mom opened the house door, and told us to come inside because we were making too much noise and we are about to wake up the neighbors, that was the most humiliating moment for me… and made certain never to drop my clothes ever again in public…”

“Once I got caught with my guy outside of a local nightclub, yes we couldn’t wait to go home, so we went under an abandoned horse wagon, hiding under it between the wheels, and then a security man came with his flashlights straight into our faces… thank god he wasn’t the discipline police,” said Mia a 28 year old HR.

In another hilarious now but quite embarrassing story a 27 year old IT told the following, “one time my boyfriend was driving me to work and my office is on the 6th floor so we went up in the elevator, and we were really hot for each other then, we got a little carried away, and suddenly my General Manager opened the door of the elevator and found me posted on the inside of the elevator with my legs wrapped around my bf. I couldn’t look into his eyes for a month without blushing over the idea. Thank god he was an open-minded man and said nothing about the issue…”

You cannot imagine the stories we have heard from people and the embarrassing moments they had when they were caught in public. All of which took place either to the lack of places we have for lovers to go intimate or the hot idea of making out in public. However if you ever wish to do anything naughty and wild...spare yourself the embarrassment, cause a good player never gets caught dirty handed..

[SysTaMatIcS]

thts so true , no places to hide in beirut

[Jess]

Originally Posted by SysTaMatIcS

thts so true , no places to hide in beirut

you have a house and there are plenty of hotels & motels ! Get yourself a room w waffir 3a 7alak khajal!

[Adam]

Is it illegal to kiss in public in Lebanon?

[-t-o-n-y-]

Originally Posted by Jess

you have a house and there are plenty of hotels & motels ! Get yourself a room w waffir 3a 7alak khajal!

But the point is people don't have much privacy ...since in here most of the people that are not married lives with their parent so u don't have a place where u can be alone....unless u get a room bchi motel aw hotel which are a bit expensive or jayye w heke....

[SysTaMatIcS]

Originally Posted by Adam

Is it illegal to kiss in public in Lebanon?

depends on areas , try doing it in saida , ull be hanged by the balls

[Tawa]

Originally Posted by SysTaMatIcS

thts so true , no places to hide in beirut

Simply, GTFO of Beirut

[Kingroudy]

a prosperous business would be opening a Motel and calling it "Sleep and F*ck Motel".

[xcoder]

My room is my own place and have full privacy so I'm kinda lucky to have that.
Anything more than kissing is really so uncomfortable in a public place and you could easily get caught especially in a crowded area like Beirut.
However, indoor or outdoor make sure you do it safe.

[Genius704]

Originally Posted by xcoder

My room is my own place and have full privacy so I'm kinda lucky to have that.
Anything more than kissing is really so uncomfortable in a public place and you could easily get caught especially in a crowded area like Beirut.
However, indoor or outdoor make sure you do it safe.

Well now we think that! But when we were 17 and you know, i don't need to say more, we would do it anywhere any time!!
Ok read this and stero 3layna!
I was caught once in Beirut, ta7deedan ramelet ilbayda, i was 17, i had an SUV with tinted windows, i wanna know min ibn il7aram yalli dal 3alyna, so long story short i was lucky the two officers, who were driving a grey peugeot, let us go because.................we were from the same ta2efe!!! One of them said ''law ne7na mish min jame3tak kinna akhdnek 3almaghfar 7ala2nek ar3a!!" That was the last i saw from that girl ...