Funny Movie quotes

Justin · 04-04-2011

The title says it all

[From the book of Eli]

Solara: You know, you say you've been walking for thirty years, right?
Eli: Right?
Solara: Have you ever thought that maybe you were lost?
Eli: Nope.
Solara: Well, how do you know that you're walking in the right direction?
Eli: I walk by faith, not by sight.
Solara: [sighs] What does that mean?
Eli: It means that you know something even if you don't know something.
Solara: That doesn't make any sense.
Eli: It doesn't have to make sense. It's faith, it's faith. It's the flower of light in the field of darkness that's giving me the strength to carry on. You understand?
Solara: Is that from your book?
Eli: No, it's, uh, Johnny Cash, Live at Folsom Prison.

SysTaMatIcS · 04-04-2011

Pulp fiction

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, mother****er, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more Goddamn time!

**TAREK®** · 04-04-2011

Ocean's eleven

[Yen's only line in English]
Yen: Where the **** you been?

[pretending the Nevada Gaming Commission is racist]
Frank: They might as well call it whitejack!

Confucius · 04-04-2011

I can't but remember ---> Pulp Fiction! wanted to open up a thread like this one here because of this scene

[after Butch saves Marsellus from the male rapists]
Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fu**in' far from okay.
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. [Marsellus then addresses the rapist] You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

Butch: I meant what now between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.

**TAREK®** · 04-04-2011

Bad boys II

[to his sister, a Miami DEA agent]
Marcus Burnett: That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous.
[pauses]
Marcus Burnett: I'm telling Mommy.

Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no ****ing tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?

Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats.
Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called, umm...
Marcus Burnett: Big mother****ers.

**TAREK®** · 04-04-2011

basically thats my favorite part of Bad boys II

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04-04-2011	#1
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Funny Movie quotes The title says it all [From the book of Eli] Solara: You know, you say you've been walking for thirty years, right? Eli: Right? Solara: Have you ever thought that maybe you were lost? Eli: Nope. Solara: Well, how do you know that you're walking in the right direction? Eli: I walk by faith, not by sight. Solara: [sighs] What does that mean? Eli: It means that you know something even if you don't know something. Solara: That doesn't make any sense. Eli: It doesn't have to make sense. It's faith, it's faith. It's the flower of light in the field of darkness that's giving me the strength to carry on. You understand? Solara: Is that from your book? Eli: No, it's, uh, Johnny Cash, Live at Folsom Prison. __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

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SysTaMatIcS Registered Member Last Online: 10-14-2022 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,467 Thanks: 14,136 Thanked 4,244 Times in 2,547 Posts Groans: 186 Groaned at 198 Times in 120 Posts	Pulp fiction Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? What? Wh - ? Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, mother**er, do you speak it? Brett: Yes! Yes! Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes! Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother*er, say what one more Goddamn time! __________________ problems of performance appraisal is that it sucks to memorize them*

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TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Ocean's eleven [Yen's only line in English] Yen: Where the ** you been? [pretending the Nevada Gaming Commission is racist] Frank: They might as well call it whitejack! __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil**

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Confucius chou 7achich ma 7achich?! Last Online: 10-08-2013 Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,730 Thanks: 967 Thanked 1,103 Times in 764 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 16 Times in 13 Posts	I can't but remember ---> Pulp Fiction! wanted to open up a thread like this one here because of this scene [after Butch saves Marsellus from the male rapists] Butch: You okay? Marsellus: Naw man. I'm pretty fuin' far from okay. Butch: What now? Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.** [Marsellus then addresses the rapist] You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass. Butch: I meant what now between me and you? Marsellus: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more. __________________ all in all you're just another brick in the wall

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TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Bad boys II [to his sister, a Miami DEA agent] Marcus Burnett: That was reckless, that was stupid, and that was dangerous. [pauses] Marcus Burnett: I'm telling Mommy. Marcus Burnett: You a virgin? Reggie: Yes, sir. Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no **ing tonight. Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man? Reggie: No. Mike Lowery: You want to? Marcus Burnett: [on seeing a rat] Oh, shit. These ain't normal rats. Mike Lowery: What my partner means is that these are a special breed called, umm... Marcus Burnett: Big motherers. __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil**

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