About women ........

[lebanese_a]

Originally Posted by mr_j

how do you get a relationship?

1- Make sure that you Like her.
2- Make sure she likes you, that's the tricky part.
3- Manage to do something with her.
4- Kiss her.
5- Kiss her more.
6- A little more.
7- Talk.
8- Kiss her again.
9- Ok it's a little late take her home.
10- Call her (best choice) SMS, BB, WhatsApp, MSN... her and tell her it was great.
11- Agree on a next date.
12- Get off the net and go do that!
13- You're still reading!? I'm serious go!!!! NOW!!!

[NAN]

[QUOTE. teneh we'll do anything you want unless you're not driving [/QUOTE]
Women are multi-taskers so we are able to think, talk on the phone, eat and drink while driving. We are more careful, we don’t speed carelessly like men do and we don’t care about proving who’s the better driver by racing with our friends or with other cars; that’s pure dangerous. I think a person’s driving should be judged by the amount of accidents they have, and I think men get into many more accidents than women do.

[Confucius]

^ well yeah u're multi-taskers bas we do one task VERY good while u do all others mediocre, for example i was once with a girl talking on the phone w driving w badda tjib chi men jezdena w akalna a car eddemna, there's ur multi-tasking!

and apparently girls don't know the number "6" [ur list ma fiya hal CHI]

[Kain]

Originally Posted by NAN

and I think men get into many more accidents than women do.

That's because we hit other people while trying to swerve out of the way of your car because you're "multitasking"

[Neoxter]

How do you measure someone's ability by the number of accidents he, or most probably, she had ? this is non-sense.

I'm not saying that women are bad drivers, some men are worse than women drivers..really. Some women are just too naive to drive, especially with this new blackberry devices I always see women typing and looking at the same time while driving, men do that too of course, but just not as much.

Men make more accidents, because the male drivers are way more than the female drivers and they drive more frequently.

[lebanese_a]

Originally Posted by Confucius

and apparently girls don't know the number "6" [ur list ma fiya hal CHI]

6. You’ll never understand what PMS truly is . . . neither will we. We don’t PMS every month, but we still enjoy the privilege of acting like monsters with you when we can simply blame it on PMS. It’s the perfect excuse to call you a stupid prick. You may think it’s a lame excuse, but it’s not – it’s darn great one.

That's number 6 I got it by googling a part of the post with quotes, apparently the list was made by a Lebanese female blogger. The OP probably doesn't agree with 6 or something. http://ritadahdah.blogspot.com/2011/...out-women.html

[Justin]

Originally Posted by mr_j

how do you get a relationship?

be yourself....
ohhh wait a min..., you're sarcastic , so my advice to you: DON'T be urself

[jbm]

LOL
my advise is to never think about what you're doing when you are together, just let everything flow normally..

[Justin]

Originally Posted by NAN

9- appreciate that a female gives a crap about you.

Lucky US!!

Originally Posted by NAN

13- Differentiate between your ex-girlfriends . If you call your ex-girlfriend bad names, it means you’ll call us a bad names too at some point. As for your ex s, we don’t care for them; your relationship CV is like your professional CV; focus on quality.

Not all ladies are sl*ts nor all men are bad. But we call it like we SEE it.

Originally Posted by NAN

14- We never stop thinking; whether we’re sleeping, eating, driving, watching TV . . . we never stop thinking. We understand you can’t multitask, and so you fall into deep trances of nothingness, but we can think, type, take a phone call, and good morning u all at once. Embrace that and don’t be surprised when we keep asking you what you’re thinking about . . . we just haven’t registered yet how empty you are inside.

Studies have shown that women can multi-task but cannot finish both tasks PERFECTLY when men can focus on one single matter without blewing it up

[mr_j]

be yourself is a classic advice and it is the worst advice ever what if you were in reality a liar rapist killer, would you be yourself then? or be someone else? someone normal what if you were a cheapskate or a loud mouth... you should never be "yourself" you should always be better