Sun of the *****

LFsoul · 03-16-2006

A sixteen year old girl goes to confession in a church
>
> "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-***** yesterday."
> "Why did you call him a son-of-a-*****??" the priest asked.
> "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"
> "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father he also touched my breasts."
> "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
>
> "But father, he took off my clothes."
> "Like this??" He takes off her clothes.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
> "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
> "Yes father," she says sometime later.
> "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father, he has AIDS."
> "THAT SON-OF-A-*****!!!"

**Jean** · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by LFsoul

A sixteen year old girl goes to confession in a church
>
> "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-***** yesterday."
> "Why did you call him a son-of-a-*****??" the priest asked.
> "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission"
> "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father he also touched my breasts."
> "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
>
> "But father, he took off my clothes."
> "Like this??" He takes off her clothes.
> "Yes father."
> "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where."
> "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where.
> "Yes father," she says sometime later.
> "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*****."
> "But father, he has AIDS."
> "THAT SON-OF-A-*****!!!"

hehehe, good one LFsoul
that's why I hate all religious men

**xcoder** · 03-16-2006

hehehehe nice one i already know it in arabic :P

KeXasthur · 03-16-2006

Heheheheheheheheheheheheehhehehehehehehehehehheheh ehhehehe.,.....

Very Very Funny ! :lol:

**Jean** · 03-16-2006

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcoder

hehehehe nice one i already know it in arabic :P

of course, it's much better in arabic :lol: :lol:

hammerguy · 03-17-2006

loooooool nice one

03-16-2006	#1
LFsoul Registered Member Last Online: 05-21-2010 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 252 Thanks: 6 Thanked 195 Times in 189 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Sun of the *** A sixteen year old girl goes to confession in a church > > "Father, I called a man a son-of-a-* yesterday." > "Why did you call him a son-of-a-*??" the priest asked. > "Because, father, he touched me on my arm without permission" > "Do you mean like this??" He touches her arm. > "Yes father." > "That's no reason for calling him a son-of-a-*." > "But father he also touched my breasts." > "You mean like this??" He touches her breasts. > "Yes father." > "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*." > > "But father, he took off my clothes." > "Like this??" He takes off her clothes. > "Yes father." > "That's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*." > "But father he then put his you-know-what in my you-know-where." > "Like this??" He put his you-know-what in her you-know-where. > "Yes father," she says sometime later. > "But that's no reason to call him a son-of-a-*." > "But father, he has AIDS." > "THAT SON-OF-A-***!!!"

03-16-2006	#3
xcoder Ma ghayro Last Online: 04-19-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 1,765 Thanked 4,201 Times in 2,361 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 18 Times in 11 Posts	hehehehe nice one i already know it in arabic :P

03-16-2006	#4
KeXasthur Registered Member Last Online: 12-17-2012 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,996 Thanks: 319 Thanked 1,119 Times in 872 Posts Groans: 1 Groaned at 6 Times in 6 Posts	Heheheheheheheheheheheheehhehehehehehehehehehheheh ehhehehe.,..... Very Very Funny ! :lol:

03-17-2006	#6
hammerguy Registered Member Last Online: 11-21-2014 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 225 Thanks: 1 Thanked 123 Times in 117 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	loooooool nice one

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