English Jokes #2 - Page 12

H@SSàN · 12-13-2011

IM@D · 12-13-2011

When engineers fail to express their feelings, they use functions:

sqrt(cos(x))*cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

p.s : copy paste it on google

H@SSàN · 02-15-2012

Girl- What is on 14th February!?
Boy- Valentine's Day
Girl- (Happy) You remembered! I thought you would say Champions League is back.
Boy- Huh! How many times should I tell you I am a Manchester UTD Fan !!

Confucius · 02-16-2012

^ it hurts but also so true

**TAREK®** · 02-16-2012

Quote:

Originally Posted by H@SSàN

Girl- What is on 14th February!?
Boy- Valentine's Day
Girl- (Happy) You remembered! I thought you would say Champions League is back.
Boy- Huh! How many times should I tell you I am a Manchester UTD Fan !!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA funny and painful at the same time :P

**TAREK®** · 05-03-2012

c.ronaldo parks his brand new Porsche in front of old trafford
to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a
truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the
door before speeding off.

More than a little distraught, ronaldo grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, ronaldo starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.
No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the
same again!"

After he finally finishes his rant, the copper shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody footballers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps ron.
The copper replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." ??

ronaldo looks down in absolute horror.........

"F?#KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams....." My Rolex !!!!..."

12-13-2011	#111
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02-15-2012	#113
H@SSàN حـسـا ن Last Online: 05-07-2014 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,594 Thanks: 2,264 Thanked 954 Times in 586 Posts Groans: 56 Groaned at 38 Times in 27 Posts	Girl- What is on 14th February!? Boy- Valentine's Day Girl- (Happy) You remembered! I thought you would say Champions League is back. Boy- Huh! How many times should I tell you I am a Manchester UTD Fan !! __________________ http://forum.vcoderz.com/best-trance-2011-t21339/index.html

02-16-2012	#114
Confucius chou 7achich ma 7achich?! Last Online: 10-08-2013 Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,730 Thanks: 967 Thanked 1,103 Times in 764 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 16 Times in 13 Posts	^ it hurts but also so true __________________ all in all you're just another brick in the wall

05-03-2012	#116
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	c.ronaldo parks his brand new Porsche in front of old trafford to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before speeding off. More than a little distraught, ronaldo grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, ronaldo starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!" After he finally finishes his rant, the copper shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody footballers are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life." "How can you say such a thing at a time like this?", snaps ron. The copper replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." ?? ronaldo looks down in absolute horror......... "F?#KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams....." My Rolex !!!!..." __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

12-13-2011	#112
IM@D Registered Member Last Online: 05-28-2013 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 781 Thanks: 168 Thanked 303 Times in 187 Posts Groans: 23 Groaned at 22 Times in 18 Posts	When engineers fail to express their feelings, they use functions: *sqrt(cos(x))cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)(4-xx)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2), -sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5** p.s : copy paste it on google

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