Pharmacist

[LFsoul]

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with
her parents. This being a big event, the girl tells her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and "do it" for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never done it before, so he takes a
trip to the pharmacist to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy
for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about
protection and doing it. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how
many he'd like to buy; a 3-pack, a 10-pack, or a family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be very busy, it being
his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parent's house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
on in." The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head. A minute passes, and the boy still deep in prayer with his head down.
Ten minutes pass and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20
minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to her
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were so religious." The boy turns and
whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."