Lebanese in NY

[ZeRaW]

A Lebanese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan
officer.
He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
the
loan,
so the Lebanese hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car
is
parked
on the street in front of the bank, he has the title and everything
checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's
president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Lebanese
for
using
a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee
of the
bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage
And parks it
there.

Two weeks later, the Lebanese returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very
happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,
but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
and
found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to
borrow $5,000?"

The Lebanese replies. "Where else in New York City can I park my
car for
two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return??

[Jean]

Originally Posted by ZeRaW

A Lebanese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loan
officer.
He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for
the
loan,
so the Lebanese hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car
is
parked
on the street in front of the bank, he has the title and everything
checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The
bank's
president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Lebanese
for
using
a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee
of the
bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage
And parks it
there.

Two weeks later, the Lebanese returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very
happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very
nicely,
but
we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out
and
found
that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you
bother to
borrow $5,000?"

The Lebanese replies. "Where else in New York City can I park my
car for
two
weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return??

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nice one Zeraw
the lebanese people is the AN**K people :lol: :lol: :-P :-P

[LFsoul]

w 2a2wa 3elam
ma 7ada 3layna

[Justin]

Originally Posted by LFsoul

w 2a2wa 3elam
ma 7ada 3layna

LEBANON fo'shu' 8)

[xcoder]

hehehehe, very nice
it's in our blood unfortunately we're genius but only outside lebanon :P

[hammerguy]

loool nice one, the lebanese r always badadi2 :wink: