He hated his wife's cat...

[Justin]

He hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by
driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put
the beast out and headed home. As he pulled into his driveway,
there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, but the cat would
always beat him home.

At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then
left, pass the bridge, then right again and another right until he
reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left
the cat there.

Hours later, the man called home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat
there?" "Yes", the wife answered, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, the
man answered, "Put that son of a devil on the phone, I'm lost and I
need directions

[xcoder]

loooooooooooool a good joke

[Mr.juste]

loool :lol: this is a good one :lol:
mni7a mni7a :lol:

[Jean]

nic one,
i liked it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think he should get rid of his wife next time :lol:

[Justin]

here's another one....
As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within.
Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
workout with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked "What in the world are you doing?

"The daughter replied: "Mum, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he
observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said; "Dad,
I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as
close as I'll ever
get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,
placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that
buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. She
entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
holding a cold beer, and staring at the TV. The vibrator was next
to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

The wife asked; "What the hell are you doing?" The husband
replied; "I'm watching football with my son-in-law."

[major]

lol both are great :lol: :lol:

[Patriotic]

After a long time in the political forum moderating, it was great to read this thread. Thanks Justin. Keep posting.

[Justin]

A guy walks into a bar & walks up 2 the bartender, slams his fist down on the bar & says, "I'm Neil Brown. I'm six foot four, 90 kg. I have a 14 cm cock, & I want a beer!" Hearing this, the bartender faints dead away.

Some ppl in the bar run 2 help the bartender. As he's bein' revived, he looks up @ Neil & says, "What did u say?"
Once again the man exclaims, ""I'm Neil Brown. I'm six foot four, 90 kg. I have a 14 cm cock, & I want a beer!"
The bartender then stands, lookin' much relieved & says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought u said kneel down." :-P :-P

loooooooooooooool

[Jean]

Originally Posted by Justin

A guy walks into a bar & walks up 2 the bartender, slams his fist down on the bar & says, "I'm Neil Brown. I'm six foot four, 90 kg. I have a 14 cm cock, & I want a beer!" Hearing this, the bartender faints dead away.

Some ppl in the bar run 2 help the bartender. As he's bein' revived, he looks up @ Neil & says, "What did u say?"
Once again the man exclaims, ""I'm Neil Brown. I'm six foot four, 90 kg. I have a 14 cm cock, & I want a beer!"
The bartender then stands, lookin' much relieved & says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought u said kneel down." :-P :-P

loooooooooooooool

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllll lll

great jokes Justin :lol: :lol: :lol:

[LFsoul]

Thanks For the jokes dude