Homsi Jokes

[Rami_s]

Nice jokes

[Rami_s]

Lei el homsi byelbous orange ??
la2ano ouwet

[RedRoses]

I hate to raise this question, but..
isnt these jokes a bit fanatic and a lot racist??
One more thing guys.....Syrians ruled us for 30 years...what kind of people are ruled by "idiots" for 30 years?

[Justin]

Originally Posted by RedRoses

I hate to raise this question, but..
isnt these jokes a bit fanatic and a lot racist??
One more thing guys.....Syrians ruled us for 30 years...what kind of people are ruled by "idiots" for 30 years?

u got a point... :roll:
el mouheim mish 7amassne 7akamo :-P


A "7OMSSE" Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary
HASSOUN and tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting
tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take
care of our patients".
"Yes, sir......" answers Hassoun.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:

"So Hassoun, how was your day?". Hassoun tells him he took care of
3 patients.
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.

"Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor

"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir"
says Hassoun.

"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you're good at this and what about the
third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters
like flame, she
undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and sleeps
on the table and shouts: HELP ME since 5 years I have not seen any
man!!!!!!!"

"..and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor

I put eye drops in her eyes!!!!.................

[b0b]

2al mara homsi ken yinsa kteer .. rah 3ind l hakim 2alo ya hakim ana bensa ktir w bser3a . 2alo khod hal dawa . 2em 2alo : la shou !!! beykha ..

2al marra wahad homsi rah yishtri 3waynet 2alo lal baye3 badde 3waynet 2alo : baddak 2waynet lal nazar walla lal shames 2alo la2 la 2ele...HaHaHa



wahad 3am bi2ilo lal hakim nemet miidre kif 2imet medre shou bene 2alo basita khod shway shi shway mashi bitfi2 3aboukra ma ishbak shi....


2al fi wahad we2i3 min sebi3 tabi2 nkasar khatro ...

[Justin]

One day a Homsi worker was working on the 13th floor of a
buildingwhen a man came running to him shouting:

"Omar, Omar... your daughter Fatima just died in an accident".

Omar was in panic ... not knowing what to do, he jumped from the
13thfloor.
While going down, he was near the tenth floor, when he remembered
he didn't have a daughter named Fatima!
....When he was near the fifth floor, he remembered he was not
married!

When he was about to hit the ground, he remembered he was not Omar.....loool

[xcoder]

the syrian government announce a space project about going to the sun.
the american and frensh government were shocked. how can the hamassneh do such thing.
they sent their representatives to syria to find out exactly what syrians are planing to do.
during the meeting the frensh and american representatives asked the syrian government. how are you going to do that?
with all the technology we have we coulden't find a way to get close to the sun.
the syrian ministers start laughing and the prime minister stood and said:
"you assholes we're going at night not during the day"