The consumption of alcohol :D:D

jak · 01-10-2007

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends repeatedly that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may maak yu tink you kan tipe real gude.

P.S

ont Drink And Drive!!!

abousoun · 01-10-2007

Warning: The consumption of alcohol damage your LIVER

Ghnadine · 01-10-2007

[quote=jacktanos]Due to increasing products liability litigation, American

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

Not working yiiiiii

hehehhehe

Grim · 01-10-2007

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think that vcoderz.com is a porn site

karim7 · 01-10-2007

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think that vcoderz.com is a porn site

loooooooooooooooool IBN_AWA.......................... nice one.. ana hak b2oul kamen :P:P

JouJoulika · 01-10-2007

2e 3al ... i want all of these (except for the pregnancy) shall we drink ? lol

jak · 01-10-2007

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Originally Posted by JouJoulika

2e 3al ... i want all of these (except for the pregnancy) shall we drink ? lol

Cheers ya JouJoulika iza heik!

SysTaMatIcS · 01-10-2007

I NEVER DRANK , BUT SEEN MY FRNDS GETTIN DRUNK ,
SO I THINK THEY SHOULD ADD THIS...
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol MAY MAKE U BITE UR FRNDS!!! OUCH!!
it still hurts till now form months a bite from my drunk friend!!
Also
warning:The consumption of alcohol can make u pee in the streets....

kalach89 · 01-10-2007

The consumption of alcohol can make u a fool person 4 a whilee

mickey · 01-10-2007

Warning: Even the consumption of alcohol can't make u love Samir Geagea..

01-10-2007	#1
jak Registered Member Last Online: 12-11-2011 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 946 Thanks: 388 Thanked 601 Times in 294 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	The consumption of alcohol :D:D Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers: WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a giraffe in heat. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends repeatedly that you love them. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may maak yu tink you kan tipe real gude. P.Sont Drink And Drive!!!

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abousoun Registered Member Last Online: 04-16-2011 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,230 Thanks: 2,159 Thanked 3,965 Times in 1,663 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: The consumption of alcohol :D:D Warning: The consumption of alcohol damage your LIVER __________________ Jess' Signature

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Ghnadine Registered Member Last Online: 09-02-2009 Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,784 Thanks: 97 Thanked 166 Times in 115 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: The consumption of alcohol :D:D [quote=jacktanos]Due to increasing products liability litigation, American WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. Not working yiiiiii hehehhehe __________________ Tayyar Watany Horr Forever 3ounieh lal mot

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Grim Registered Member Last Online: 02-18-2011 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,056 Thanks: 3 Thanked 369 Times in 208 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: The consumption of alcohol :D:D WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think that vcoderz.com is a porn site __________________ Dear geek member, your social life can't be restored. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

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JouJoulika Registered Member Last Online: 02-22-2020 Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 919 Thanks: 256 Thanked 142 Times in 97 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post	Re: The consumption of alcohol :D:D 2e 3al ... i want all of these (except for the pregnancy) shall we drink ? lol

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SysTaMatIcS Registered Member Last Online: 10-14-2022 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,467 Thanks: 14,136 Thanked 4,244 Times in 2,547 Posts Groans: 186 Groaned at 198 Times in 120 Posts	Re: The consumption of alcohol :D:D I NEVER DRANK , BUT SEEN MY FRNDS GETTIN DRUNK , SO I THINK THEY SHOULD ADD THIS... WARNING: The consumption of alcohol MAY MAKE U BITE UR FRNDS!!! OUCH!! it still hurts till now form months a bite from my drunk friend!! Also warning:The consumption of alcohol can make u pee in the streets.... __________________ problems of performance appraisal is that it sucks to memorize them

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