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[mickey]

. Geagea, may his name be praised, can cure blind children by kissing them
on the forehead.
. By doing the sign of the Delta, one can produce a potential energy of
12kJ, enough to power a lightbulb.
. It is well known, that no bullet can touch Samir Geagea. He diverts their
paths around him.
. In a recent poll conducted by the LBC, 67% of men said they would give
their left testicle for the 7akim. The rest said they'd give both.
. Samir Geagea is a Manchester United fan.
. Typing the letters G-E-A-G-E-A on the keyboard makes a Delta shape. (Try
it).
. The leading cause of death in Lebanon is, surprise surprise, Samir Geagea.
. Samir Geagea was born on the 25th of December.
. Samir Geagea has 3 nipples, the 3 vertices of the Delta.
. Samir Geagea was voted sexiest man alive on 3 occasions, in 1982, 1984,
and then again in 2006.
. Using an eraser, Samir Geagea can kill you in 117 different ways.
. Samir Geagea always enjoys a good killing, to get his blood running.
. In Star Wars, there are 2 forces, Light and Dark. Geagea added Lebanese.
. Geage shafee3 all black Golf GTIs.
. Only Geagea can judge us.
. The only reason Hezbollah won the war against Israel is because Geagea was
too busy to take part in it.
. Geagea shatab saleeb jesus and jesus didn't protest. He died once you
know...
. Everything Geagea touches turns red (not wine like jesus...much
better...blood).
. Geagea's sainthood file was sent to the vatican and put under a large
quantity of similar files. But upon checking the file cabinet, the pope
found that Geagea's file was back on top. This happened everyday until he
was christened a saint.
. Geagea did, in fact, build Bsharreh in a day.
. There is no picture of perfection... There is a picture of Geagea.
. In a game of rock, paper, scissors, the delta always wins.
. God said, "All those who deny Geagea, shall be denied a place in heaven."
. An anecdote of a murder by the 7akim: Standing near a patient he was
operating on, el 7akim called for his wife: "Streeda, shotgun please! This
guy is a Palestinean". (no offense to any actual palestineans).
. Samir Geagea once castrated a guy, just for claiming that he is bald.
. El 7akim controls everything from his headquarters in Bzemmar... He made
Barcelona win the Champions League, killed JFK, and made the dinosaurs
extinct. He also has a PS4.
. Samir Geagea always sleeps facing 7arissa.
. Geagea is the only one who knows the digits of ∆ and pi.
. Samir Geagea pisses hydrochloric acid.
. Samir Geagea was born by immaculate conception.
. If Samir Geagea wants Tina in Star Academy to win, she will win.
. The last time Samir Geagea was really pissed off, a Tsunami hit the
Pacific Ocean.
. Samir Geagea killed OJ Simpson's wife.
. When Samir Geagea was born, the planets Jupiter, Mercury, and Saturn were
aligned in the form of an isosceles triangle, better known as the delta.
. It has been scientifically proven that the only shape a blind person can
distinguish is the delta.
. El 7akim teij rasna kelna
. They say jesus revived a dead person. And then, El 7akim revived jesus.
. Samir Geagea's sperm, 7akimium, is the most radiational element on earth,
and around 2mg are enough to annihilate the world's population. Maronites
are immune.
. All ouwwet members are required to wear a WWJD bracelet. And it's Ja3ja3,
not Jesus.
. No amount of apples in the world can keep this doctor away.
. Non-ouwwets pray for jesus. Too bad jesus prays for Geagea.
. Dracula can turn into a bat. Geagea can turn into Dracula.
. Geagea is the only Lebanese able to visit Israel freely.
. El 7akim kharaj ... 7akkan kharaj.

[mickey]

When Geagea dies, a book shall be written about him, in a similar vein as
the bible. The four apostles will be Antoine Zahra, George 3edwein, Elie
Keyrouz, and Joe Sarkis (no relation to us). The writings will be arranged
in the same manner as the bible. For example, to read about Geagea's
exploits in Bsharreh as a young mercenary (bless him!), you can look for
Zahra 4:12. Also included will be Streeda Geagea's letters (e.g Risalat
Streeda 2ila 2ahl 3ayn el Rimmeneh). The release of the book will prompt
many loyal acolytes to start the Church of 7akim. Among its many activities
will be the sacrifice of children, the looting of local communties' money,
and the harboring of weapons, but they will fervently deny these
allegations. Their churches will be decorated with several saleeb mashtoubs
and wearing the color orange inside one will result in immediate execution.
In adition, the saleeb el mashtoub wel replace the standard christian cross
(all those caught wearing the standard one will be forced to pay a fine and
all proceedings will go toward funding the head of the church's wife's new
fur coat). And finally, the sign of the cross will now become "In the Name
of the Delta, El Ouwwet, Wel Hakim", and instead of touching the head,
shoulders, and chest only, the final move would require tracing an imaginary
line from the belly-button to the left hip (as to imitate the shatbeh of the
saleeb).

[Rami_s]

Amazing
10x For Sharing Mickey

سمير جعجع مجرم حقا مجرم

[Grim]

I posted the first one long time ago

[lebanese_a]

Originally Posted by mickey

. Typing the letters G-E-A-G-E-A on the keyboard makes a Delta shape. (Try it).
. Geage shafee3 all black Golf GTIs.
. Samir Geagea has 3 nipples, the 3 vertices of the Delta.

lol

Originally Posted by mickey

. Geagea is the only one who knows the digits of ∆ and pi.
. When Samir Geagea was born, the planets Jupiter, Mercury, and Saturn were
aligned in the form of an isosceles triangle, better known as the delta
. It has been scientifically proven that the only shape a blind person can
distinguish is the delta.

I know some LFer who would beleive this

Originally Posted by mickey

. El 7akim controls everything from his headquarters in Bzemmar... He made
Barcelona win the Champions League, killed JFK, and made the dinosaurs
extinct. He also has a PS4.
. The last time Samir Geagea was really pissed off, a Tsunami hit the
Pacific Ocean.
. Samir Geagea killed OJ Simpson's wife.

I know some FPMers who would beleive this

[xcoder]

looooooooool mikey you reminded me of why GeAGeA hates his name?
because it contains General Aoun name twice :P