When You Say **** You To The President

[Sniper]

U.S.A ........

Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and
you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you
and gets all the money you have.


ENGLAND

The Prime minister says "**** you too"...


FRANCE

Millions of people supports you and says "**** you" to the
president. Meanwhile the president of France writes poems because
of his sadness.


JAPAN

The Prime minister says "I'm sorry; I'm not interested on your
body."


GERMANY

The police come and say "Please don't **** the president".


SWEDEN

People vote if they accept you to **** the Prime minister or not.
If the answer is yes you **** the Prime minister. If the answer is
no, the Prime minister shakes your hand.


TURKEY

The president takes his gun and shoots you. He goes to jail for 8
years or escapes the country and Greece welcomes him as a
political refugee.


ITALY

You get price quotes from the mafia for realizing your passion.


RUSSIA

The president kisses your mouth.


SAUDI ARABIA

You say, "**** you" to the president ... But, there is no
president, you feel foolish. But if you say "**** you" to the
king, the king cuts your tongue...


LEBANON

You say "**** you" to the president?!? You are too late my friend;
you've already been "****ed" by the president".

[Tawa]

I Already Posted This In The Jokes Thread

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