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Ever wondered why do people love lollypops, although u can buy candies for 10 times cheaper... maby its the idea of havin a stick commin out of your mouth that seems cool? tayyeb buy yourself a bag of candies instead of one lollypop and put a curedent aw chi chalumon in your mouth, guarantied it will feels the same + fik tdayyef ashabak. hon se3eta betbayyen enno fi ness betfaddel tedfa3 massareh ziedeh kermel ma ydayyfo hada ...dunno fi nes bet3abbe2 of the idea of givin someone, they will buy a lollypop for themselves and buy a lollypop for their friend but they will think twice of byin a bag of candies and giving candieeeees to their friends. halla2 fi nes bet2eleh enno we prefer lollypop coz theres in some of them a "3elkeh" bel ekher iza hek chtrou a bag of candies + box of " 3elkeh", wkel ma tokhlas candy aw abel ma tokhlas bi choueh hat 3elkeh bi temmak enno chu 3arrafneh aslan ma fi marra hattayt sucette bi temmeh ella ma we23et menneh ...chu 3arafneh ma ba3ref kif bikhalouwa joua bisir el wahad melheh fia w byebrema w ytalle3a ta2ech min ni3o byesfo2 pose lal chfef taba3 el mass , byerga3 bitarte2a bi sneno byerga3 byebrema 3an jdid bi hanako ba3den bisir yhek dras el 3a2el fia ba3den bi hatta tahet lseno... Come on its not a dildo... bel ekher bisir y2ayyes eddeh ba3ed fia w bisir yfakker enno ma baddo yekdecha bel ekher, wbala ma yhess byef2a3a 3adda w btenekser bisir y2oul ya allaaaaaa kil marra b2oul baddeh kammela lal ekher, so ta yfech khel2o bisir y3ad3ed el "stick" ta yetsalla w bel ekher byouga3o sneno... w iza kenet el stick not made of plastic bi3abe2 w bye2raf menna enno coz its made of paper, bas men choueh ken 3am bimossa... bas el ahla min hek hayda yalli ken 3am ya3mol kel hal chi bel sucette, bas ykhaless w ychuf chi benet ma3a sucette byenkoz rfi2o bi2ello : "lek haydeh el achta hay2ta charxxxta" biredd haydak 3aleh : "ya maaaaaan chuf bicharafak kif betmossa!!" bikoun nesseh kif haydak sarlo se3a 3am bi3o22 bel sucette w yedhacha bi zal3oumo w tcharda2 chi 3 times la2anno ma baddo yebla3 ella ma tjamme3 el ta3meh bi ni3o... bikoun houeh aslan rasso metel rass el sucette ma elo me3na ella la chi 5 min coz rasso fadeh ma 3ando chi yehki bisir ma3o brain freeze bas ychuf "achta", wjesmo metel el stick ma khargo gheir ykoun chi lal t3od3od w bel ekher betkebbo el benet bifakker houeh enno chu enno houeh el maniak 3emel 3emelto ma3a.... whoueh tole3 bi kil hal khabariyeh cha2fet dildo w yaret reusable... w hawdeh el 3alam yalli byechtrouwa bas kermel el 3elkeh bi hattoua w bisiro y2arewchoua biser3a ka2anno el sucette etleto 3ammo... kermel ta yousal lal 3elkeh... ya3neh mnih enno el "cigara" masalan ma ken fia 3elkeh bel ekher, kenet kel hal 3alam 3a betmout fida2an lal 3elkeh RIAD EL HACHEM riadovhachem@hotmail.com
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looooooooooool, this is really really a great text.
Fi ktir details very cool ![]() Nice one RIAD EL HACHEM
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ya3neh mnih enno el "cigara" masalan ma ken fia 3elkeh bel ekher, kenet kel hal 3alam 3a betmout fida2an lal 3elkeheno man verry nice text bass kel chi wala tde2 bel cigara pleaz ya man ma tenza3a khalina friends looooooooooooooooooooooooooool nice one
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