Wazawez & Mobylettes...

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WAZAWEZ EL MOBILETTES

I always had curiosity of the lame pick up lines that "orat" or "wazawez" el mobylettes use them, dont get me wrong u know what oratsss i mean, enno mech iza wahad ma3o halla2 mobylette yez3al...illa if your one of those...anyway they always astonish me with their lame pick up lines when theres a girl passin by an "achta" or an "achta" sittin in a car, btw it seems to me that those line never worked for the benifit of the "wazwaz"!!!

Some examples:


1)chu ya achtaaaaa... (leh mech masalan chu ya choco max)
2)bte2all3e? (mech bte2la3eh bet2all3eh enno racing...)
3)btekleh batata ( haydeh ba3ed ma fhemta)
4)fi chi minnik 3a porte cle? (la2 fi menna 3a ta3met basterma...)
5)el hay2a ahlik nahel la2anno jebo 3asal metliiiik (heydi ktir awiyeh ana law kenet benet kenet bdi3 bas wahad y2elleh yeha)

Sometimes its just simple meaningless phrases or words, enno u know great poets say that simples words are enough, in that case those guys are not an example of deep poets....enno they just dont know whats a phrase like...:


1)chuuuuu..... ( ahna... in an frensh movie it will sound like quoiiiiiii, betfakkro chi batta... aw chi wehdeh ajwe2 "LYCEE" betfakker enno 3am bi2oul "choux" w betred 3aleh malfouf aw "letus")
2)ewwwww... ( 3am jarreb fakker ma fi menna in other languages, maby its wazaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
3)aywaaaa... (...???yeahhhhhh)
4)chu haydaaaaaa..... (whats that?)
5)chu fi ma fiiiiiii ( what is not is...)

But! as u know some of those guys are even deeper they use whats called " BODY LANGUAGE" ajwe2...yeah its very popular in those days:
1)u know to attract someone, eye contact is very important,some of the "wazawez" byesfo2 haydeh el tetli3a ka2anno darbo chi kousouf chamess bi 3ayn el yamin w teneh 3ayn byekhala3a fatha ma ela rabb, w egbareh yelwo2 temmo nzoul 3a maylet el 3ayn el fetha
2)u know in the animal kingdom, some animals release an odor to attract the female of their kind, well its the same here with the "wazawez" : bas ykoun fi chi "achta" haddo bisir ya3tiya lal mobilette w bet3eff 3ab2et benzin ma ela rab, hoping to attract the "achta" with the nice perfum of combusted gazoline... u have better chances if you fart in her face ya maaaaaan
3)halla2 fi masalan ghayro kamen uses the same technics used in the animal kingdom "the dance of the male" to attract to female, well the wazawaz has his own dance too : bisir y2ebba lal mobilette w ya3tia w hek byerfa3 egro bel hawata ya3tiya tawezon ka3anno chi kaleb "peeing" 3a chi 3amoud kahraba, bas el mechkleh enno bisir daye3 bel cigara elli bi ni3o so byosfo2 zahta ma ela rab w byotboch bi tiz chi jeep w bi3alle2 tahto, so the "achta" laughs at him bas el magdoub bifakker enno chaddaaaaa
4)also another animal technic, u know that dogs sniff each others but to introduce themselfs, well the "wazwaz" do the same, bas yhess bi chi achta eddemo bi2oum bitawbez w byerka3 3al seat of the mobylette byota3 metel el sahem eddem el "achta" houeh w 3aredla tizo like some doggy style position, akid ma tenso el totli3a wel cigara bi taraf khenou2ou.

IN CONCLUSION:
Although they are stupid, lame, w ma 3andon chi ya3mlou bas i trully respect them. Why? well its enough that they dont surrender that easily coz they always try the pick up lines, simple phrases or body language... ma bta3rfou chi marra bile3eh wehdeh akhra menno w bikoun barhan enno houeh el maniaaaaaaaak

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eno chou al wa7ad badou y2oul mano tabi3ee bass 3ajabtnee haydee al phrase(u know to attract someone, eye contact is very important,some of the "wazawez" byesfo2 haydeh el tetli3a ka2anno darbo chi kousouf chamess bi 3ayn el yamin w teneh 3ayn byekhala3a fatha ma ela rabb, w egbareh yelwo2 temmo nzoul 3a maylet el 3ayn el fetha ) salbee w7elwee wmazbouta hal chakhess 3endo bo3eid nazar ktir ktir b3id loooooooooooooooooooool good text