Lebanese Girls !!!!!!!!

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lebanese girls he he
In u.s.a

*1- Go to the club*
*2-catch a gurl and smile 4 her *
*3-Buy her a drink*
*4-some talking*
*5-then invite her home ..*


*In Europe*

*1-Go to skool *
*2-Find a Cute gurl in ur skool*
*3-ask her 4 date*
*4-go with her to the first date then walk with her to her house !!
kiss her!!
*5-go with her in a second date .. then walk with her to ur house!!
then invite her to the house .....*



*In Lebanon*

*1-Go buy A Cool Car (mishen el benet t7ebak)*
*2-Go and make ur hair In Versace (mishen tsir cool)*
*3-Go Drive In Kazdoura Or Tla3 3a Ehden(matra7 ykoun fi girls)
*4-Put Loud ENGLISH music (tab3an el shab bikoun 3am yhez raso wo mesh fehim shi men el song!!)*
*5-Start talking with a gurl (shou ya 7elwi ...... sho hal ta3jeh ya na3jeh ... like this )
*6-after 5-6 days of hard working in Driving u will catch one
(tab3an bta3teek ra2ma)
*7-start callin her daily u need 3 Alfa Credit Recharges In 1 month ..( tab3an kel el 7aki bekoon
wallah ana awal ma sheftek 7abaytik ....... inti awal wa7deh b7eba...ana yali b7eba wala momken khouna ... tab3an el shab bedal ye7ke !
wo after an hour of talking she says just
3 words : 1-yeah 2- Thanks 3-Bye
*8-after 1 month u ask her for the first date and u take her to
Cafe ...(tab3an el benet betjib kel ref2ata ma3a ! mishen
ya3touha ra2yon bel shab ! or mishen te2heron !
*9-at the end of date ! she have a call from her dad
(yalla 7abibti waynik la halla2 wo men hal 7ake)
*10- So she needs to go ! (tab3an el shab byetlob el bill ! wo
bisir ykhabiya 3an el 2a3deen ! 3ala 2ases inou el
shab el shahem yali ma bikhliya tedfa3 ! bas
el miskin metlabas fiya wo b ref2ata !! fa be7ot 40000 L.L !
wo mishen ybayen inou mesh se2len 3an el money ! byetrok Tips 5000 L.L ..

11-Back to home and call her !! (tab3an el shab bikoun safef edem bayta wo
bye7kila : ya allah wallah tmanet inou el yom ma yekhlas ,, law
be2dar wa2ef el wa2et bass ,, ya 3omre kif ken shaklek wallah kenti mghatiyeh 3an
el kel ! wel gurl have 4 words this time :
1-Yeah 2-Thanks 3-mesh la hal darajeh ya3ne 4-bye

*12-After 2 Weeks u ask her 4 a Date ...... alone ....... (ba3ed alf mara tetrajeha maybe te2bal !
*13-Go to cinema (lezim shroot ! inou ma ykouno b ekher seat ! wo lezim ykoon
bayna wo bayno kerse wa7ad wo ma yetala3 fiya la2ana bet7eb
trakez bel movie ......
*14-After The movie u take her to walk (tab3an hiyeh mesh walk
hiyeh tal3et daraj 3al city complex

*15- u hold her hand (el security byetala3 fikon and wo bilaze2 fikon !
so el benet btez3al 2al lesh el security fakar tafkeer mesh mnee7 !
wo bterja3 3a bayta za3leni(inou 3ala ases heyi ktir sensitive wo ktir
mhazbi wo inou hal ma3ma3at ma bifoutou bi rasa w shou masket 2id
w hal 7araket el bala ta3me :P) wel shab birou7 bye3la2 ma3 el security
*16-After 1500 missed call the gurl answers and says
(sho badak?! 3ajabak ana 7ada yfaker inni B**** ...wo bel ekher
byetla3 el 7a2 3lekk lesh msaket her hand !)*
*17-U will go to Apologize 2 her .. (tab3an betroo7 bteshteri akbar wo 2at2al
hadeya...clothes,flowers,perfume and a big bear

*18- she will smile and back again ..*
*19-after 2 months u ask her for a date (tab3an ba3ed ma tkoon
nesyet sho sar hadek el yom ! mishen el benet kteer senstive
...7aram )*
*20-she will say yes (w bet2ilo ma t2elli wala tjebli siret el cine aw el city complex again !
wo 7zor sho? !
tab3an el shab b2illa 7ader

*21- she go on a drive with him in the car ( tab3an el shab bi7et slow songs !
wo bibalesh yet7atam eddema !
then bisof ma7al fadi !
wo byemsik 2ida wo bibalesh 7aki 7elo !

*22-then he get closer want to kiss her (3ala khadda tab3an !!)
hiyeh betseer tsarekh .. SHO SHAYFNE ANA ?? METEL EL BANET YALI KENET TE3REFON ,, ANA 3OMRO MA SHAB YELMESNI :s :s :s :s NAZELNI HALLA2 YALLA
*23-the gurl went to her home ..(el shab bidalo yde2ila wo her mob msakar ! wo bedal ylef wo ydawer jamb bayta wo be7et goerge wassouf
wo bebalesh ydakhen ! wo hiyeh la 7ayat Liman tounadi !!
*24-after 3 months (el shab bikon met7atem wo b 2arer yente7ir !
wo heyi betkoun la2et wa7ad tene wo sa7abeto w saret tedhar ma3o w nafs el 2essa !

*25- end of love storyy !
*26- wel shab 2a3ad 3a khazou2 :P

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