Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention

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Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get
an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair : After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Law of Bathing: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of Results: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive
last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss
will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.