Two Tough Questions

[Malek]

>>> Question 1:
>>>
>>> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
>>> who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
>>> syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
>>
>>> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
>>>
>>> Question 2:
>>> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
>>> Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
>>>
>>> Candidate A.
>>>
>>> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
>>> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
>>> martinis a day.
>>>
>>> Candidate B.
>>>
>>> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
>>> college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
>>>
>>> Candidate C
>>>
>>> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
>>> an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
>>>
>>> Which of these candidates would be our choice?
>>>
>>> Decide first... no peeking, and then scroll down for the response.
>>>
>>> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
>>> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
>>> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
>>>
>>> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
>>>
>>> If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
>>>
>>>
>>> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
>>> someone.
>>>
>>>
>>> Wait till you see the end of this email! Keep reading..
>>>
>>> Never be afraid to try something new.
>>>
>>> Remember:
>>>
>>> Amateurs...built the ark.
>>> Professionals...built the Titanic
>>>
>>> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little
>>> more
>>> than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
>>>
>>> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
>>> * 7 have been arrested for fraud
>>> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
>>> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
>>> * 3 have done time for assault
>>> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
>>> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
>>> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
>>> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
>>> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
>>>
>>> Can you guess which organization this is?
>>>
>>> Give up yet?
>>>
>>> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
>>>
>>> The same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed
>>> to keep the rest of us in line.

[Sheriff Ice]

they should come and visit our dear "majles l nouweb"

its similar to der l salib

[Gilgamesh]

Amateurs...built the ark.

I reached here ......and stopped

[abousoun]

I find this article or those questions very stupid !!!!

Thank You ...