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Old 11-24-2008   #1
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يبدو أن أشهر بائع عصير في مدينة صيدا، وجد طريقته المثالية للتسويق لبضائعه ومشروباته. فالرجل سجّل أغنية مدتها ثلاث دقائق تقريباً يعلن فيها أنواع العصير التي يعدّها وذلك على لحن أغنية الحلم العربي. ونشرت هذه الأغنية على «يوتيوب» وقد شاهدها أكثر من ستين ألف شخص.

يبدأ الفيديو بصورة الفتاح وهو يحضّر نفسه للغناء «أجيال ورا أجيال محتاجة لعصير الجزر، من عند عبد الفتاح طازج مقوّي للنظر. جايي على القنينة معنا أطياب بالقنينة من عند الديماسي، انتبه توقع بالكاسة». وحين يصل وقت اللازمة «refrain»، يمسك عبد الفتاح إحدى أدوات العصير ويلحّن أغنيته عليها «دا شغلنا، طول عمرنا، الديماسي يغذينا بالعصير كلنا».

ومن الأصوات التي تصدر إلى جانب عبد الفتاح يبدو أن عدداً من أبناء المدينة تجمعوا حول العربة التي تبسّط يومياً في شوارع صيدا لبيع العصير. يكمل الرجل الصيداوي أغنيته معتمداً اللحن نفسه «قوم الصبح بكير واشرب أطيب عصير، من عند عبد الفتاح، شوف جسمك كيف بصير، أقوى من طرزان من جاكي شان وفاندام...».

ولا تخلو الأغنية من بعض العبارات السياسية. ففي وقت يعدد فيه الرجل أنواع العصير التي يقدمها يقول «معنا البندورة الله يعين السنيورة»، وهو ما يثير موجة ضحك بين الموجودين. أما الشخص الذي وضع الفيديو فقد أطلق على نفسه اسم «ابن البسطة بيروتي»، وكتب عبارات مؤيدة لـ14 آذار ولسعد الحريري وتيار المستقبل. أما الأشخاص الذين علّقوا على الفيديو فأعلنوا جميعهم معرفتهم بعبد الفتاح الذي «يشكّل معلماً من معالم صيدا».
guys if anyone finds the Video on youtube plz post it in here


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yea we know him in person he used 2 sell on my school's gate
i used 2 have the video on my pc bt i cant find it now
i wil try 2 search for it very funny
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So funny !! here is the video once again google to the rescue

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhxzMBmn-l4
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loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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yaaa hahahahha
aret de7ek hal gheniye
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looooooooooooooooooooooool WTF what a song
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already posted :P

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this is the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!!
i wanna go to Saida to see that guy live
u made my day with that video!!
Thx a lot !!
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this is the funniest thing ive ever seen!!!!
i wanna go to Saida to see that guy live
u made my day with that video!!
Thx a lot !!
well we wanted to do a meetin in saida , but it ddnt work out.,
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loooooooooooool damn i can stop watching this funny clip
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