How to become a Lebanese Forces member? Part I

[Sheriff Ice]

Ramy i had to publish it on Vcoderz i had to publish it on the source

I gived my self the permission to put it here,
cuz it is really great

as i told you on FB

this article should be nominated as the article of the year 2008


How to become a Lebanese Forces member? (Pt 1)

RayBan is a prerequisite! you need to wear it even when you are sleeping, it's not about the RayBan, it's all about the Power a RayBan gives... time will tell tat RedBull is RayBan's one and only competitor.

Wear anything related to Olive! it's the color that makes you a true believer, a real christian and makes you have a heart of steel.

If you're lost in the desert, make sure you figure out a way to draw the delta anywhere even if there are no walls. you can draw it on your body. YOU JUST HAVE TO DRAW THE ****IN' DELTA! dabber rasak

Own a Mobilette (love & Jogger are the best) make sure you have the LF cross on the front Light and the delta replacing the mobi's plate. you can also add a picture of Cheikh Bachir on the mileage board.

You can satisfy your hunger buying a BMW having the following specs:
- BMW 2002 (1978)
- 318, 320, 323, 325, 328 (<1990)
- 528 وطواط wotwat if you're an official
You can also have a BLACK or RED GOLF I (GTI) it depends on the budget.
in your car, you should at least have 150 Pictures of Lebanese Saints in addition to Hakim's picture on the front and rear windows.

Once it rains, using your car you can make other's life easier by drifting on the main roads, highways, backyards without forgetting the undead horn of Hakim : ta2 ta2 ta ta ta2. the horn gives you the feeling that you're fighting the Palestinians in tall el za3tar while you're drifting your car on the road.

Leave school at the age of 16, make sure you have successfully accomplished the Brevet degree. Wanna be official? reach any University, you will be part of the decision making Elite of the Lebanese Forces.

Curse AOUN 325 times a day, Hezbollah 328 times a day, Sleimen Franjieh 1100 times a day... you can also curse Fouad Abou Nader from time to time.

to be continued...

[chaingang_100]

hahahahahahaha hilarious, but man why you didn't mention the Address bike?? hahahahaha

Nice one

[xcoder]

hahahaha very well said General!!! keep them coming.

Originally Posted by chaingang_100

hahahahahahaha hilarious, but man why you didn't mention the Address bike?? hahahahaha

Nice one

It's not included in the 101 book lol

[xcoder]

Btw, add this to the list.
Wear a t-shirt even if's 0 degree outside.

[MORPHEUSP]

LOL this is the best thing that i have read the rayban part and the woutwat damn this is sooo true lol

[Sheriff Ice]

u should take a special course in imitation for cheikh bachir and el hakim this is a must

[TAREK®]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool amazing bass u must curse HA more than FPM I disagree FPM bi nakerzo bel ouwet aktar

Once it rains, using your car you can make other's life easier by drifting on the main roads, highways, backyards without forgetting the undead horn of Hakim : ta2 ta2 ta ta ta2. the horn gives you the feeling that you're fighting the Palestinians in tall el za3tar while you're drifting your car on the road.

my favorite part

[jak]

hahaha u got it 100% right especially the RayBan and the mobilette part
i live in Adonis so ma tshoufooooo hehehe

[IM@D]

Hahahahahhaha wotwattttttttttt :P looooool very nice one general...200%

[Markouz]

LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL.. amazing thread! 100/100 icemaker.

In addition to all of what u mentioned;

- To officially be a member, you should master pulling up wheelies on the highway with the following bikes:

Mobilette:
Jog (with speed 30km/h)
Love (with speed 25km/h)

Bikes:
750cc (with speed > 100km/h)
1100cc (with speed > 150km/h)
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You should ensure that by the time ur doing the wheelie, the entire city should be annoyed and u should blow up the maximum number of ears around u.

Thank u.