Samir Geagea

samrieh · 02-03-2009

Samir Geagea, fed up with the persistence of the opposition in Lebanon,
started praying daily at church for the elimination of Hizbollah, hoping that Jesus Christ would answer his prayers.
After a whole week of praying, his prayers are not answered.

So, he started praying again hoping that Mar Maroun would answer his prayers.
After a whole week of praying, his prayers are not answered either.

The Patriarch happened to be in church so Geagea runs to him shaking his
head and asks him:

'I prayed and prayed and prayed ... Please tell me why Jesus Christ and
Mar Maroun are NOT answering my prayers?

The Patriarch says: 'Of course; neither will answer your prayers because
one is Palestinian and the other is Syrian'.

Choukou · 02-03-2009

It's funny and everything...but 7aram tenkit 3al 2edesin ad ma ken!! they are saints and we should not joke using their names!

SysTaMatIcS · 02-03-2009

, eh mazbout , wa7ad falasteeni w wa7ad soori .
And marwan i dont think that theyr aiming at makin fun of em

Malek · 02-03-2009

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Originally Posted by SysTaMatIcS

And marwan i dont think that theyr aiming at makin fun of em

Man wen shefet marwan??it's Nada

abousoun · 02-03-2009

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Originally Posted by Malek

Man wen shefet marwan??it's Nada

dala3 Nada is marwan that's a common knowledge :P

Thank You ...

abousoun · 02-03-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by samrieh

The Patriarch says: 'Of course; neither will answer your prayers because
one is Palestinian and the other is Syrian'.

He should've prayed to Prophet Muhammad, he is saudi arabian :P

Thank You ...

02-03-2009	#1
samrieh Registered Member Last Online: 04-06-2014 Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 314 Thanks: 72 Thanked 84 Times in 55 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Samir Geagea Samir Geagea, fed up with the persistence of the opposition in Lebanon, started praying daily at church for the elimination of Hizbollah, hoping that Jesus Christ would answer his prayers. After a whole week of praying, his prayers are not answered. So, he started praying again hoping that Mar Maroun would answer his prayers. After a whole week of praying, his prayers are not answered either. The Patriarch happened to be in church so Geagea runs to him shaking his head and asks him: 'I prayed and prayed and prayed ... Please tell me why Jesus Christ and Mar Maroun are NOT answering my prayers? The Patriarch says: 'Of course; neither will answer your prayers because one is Palestinian and the other is Syrian'.

02-03-2009	#2
Choukou Registered Member Last Online: 03-30-2011 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 553 Thanks: 144 Thanked 434 Times in 225 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Samir Geagea It's funny and everything...but 7aram tenkit 3al 2edesin ad ma ken!! they are saints and we should not joke using their names!

02-03-2009	#3
SysTaMatIcS Registered Member Last Online: 10-14-2022 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,467 Thanks: 14,136 Thanked 4,244 Times in 2,547 Posts Groans: 186 Groaned at 198 Times in 120 Posts	Re: Samir Geagea , eh mazbout , wa7ad falasteeni w wa7ad soori . And marwan i dont think that theyr aiming at makin fun of em __________________ problems of performance appraisal is that it sucks to memorize them

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