Member <--> Profession

[abousoun]

Pick a member and select a job for him / her

for example :
Systamatics : I see him a host of a talk show like "Oprah" or "Dr. Phil" giving advices and comforting people ..... but in his own systamatic way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Originally Posted by Systamatics

live your life carelessly and enjoy it to the max!! or else go kill yourself!!

p.s : actually this sentence inspired me to open this thread :P

Thank You ...

[Neoxter]

Rabi3 : Working as an online DJ in a radio station,playing requested songs

[The Princess]

Aurora: Teacher chaghleta w 3amleta t3ayit 3al wled
NouNa: Set bet
The Queen: Journalist or lawyer ktir bet7eb tcheri3

hole li ba3refoun

[Gilgamesh]

Abousoun: I don't know why I always remember George 2erde7e when I think of this guy (Do they look alike ?)

Kain: My cousin...although his style reminds me of Wi2am Wahhab, he looks like he can be a good waiter

Systamatics: Estesh-hade (One time job )

majousseh: High School Teacher (Arabic)

Jess: Retail Store Saleswoman (Preferably something that has to do with clothes)

Tawa: That person who writes that section in a newspaper where he "relates" to peoples' "problems" and offers "solutions"...the job has no name

JoVix= Nutritionist

mr_j= treehugger

mitain= shoe polisher (for free)

Justin= Bartender

Phenomenal= Chauffer Van

El-Meghwar= Shorte Ser

Icemaker= Drug Addict --> Rehab --> Barber (Possible AIDS victim)

J()e= Bowling Master

Crystal Soul= Astrologist (The new Magi Fara7)

[Justin]

John A: hitler II
General Rami: 1/3 Human & 3/4 God... God's profession
Xcoder: Veterinarian (he owns 2 doggs )
Ram Boy: The New VcoderZ Dee jay
Icemaker: THE SHERIFF
Flamenguita: Accountant (becuz bte7ssob alla yalli ma 5ala2o lal wahad )
Jess: Professor
Abousoun: Physical Therapists
AnGe|ic: Pharmacists
M!ch: Sports Announcer
Enigma: Directing a lebanese movie
Kingroudy: Engineeeeeeeeeers
Ibn_AWA: hell Raiser
The Lizard King: Music Composer
god: Hacker... PS: I see him hacking the NASA some day:P
J()e: Commissioner Officer
Duce: Silent Assassin
mr_j: I see him a webmaster over an ESTESHHHADIYIN FORUM
Sogelic: Graphic Designer
Systamatics: toxicological dude
Black Ice: psychological doctor
~Bilal~: Historically in the professionalization of members, he discover their black history w byefda7on 3alanan
Tawa: HAMLET
chaingang_100: A Sikished professionalist
Edgard: Engine-eeering :P
El-Meghwar: 3amid bel jeish
Rami_s: acting in a funny comedy series
Kain: Esteshhedé
deAtheganized: Imem
P337: Taking over the Vcoderz community using the engineering team (kingroudy, edgard and god)
Phenomenal: Tanbal, i dont find him in any profession:P he's always fired :P... nah im kidding.. i give him this job: AN ELETRIC GUITAR PLAYER
The Queen: A Journalist
Josee: Tutor
Rabi3: MixFm Announcer

sorry if i have forgotten anyone

[Kain]

Originally Posted by deAtheganized

Kain: My cousin...although his style reminds me of Wi2am Wahhab, he looks like he can be a good waiter

A waiter ??? Lek l 7akara huh:

Originally Posted by Justin

Kain: Esteshhedé
deAtheganized: Imem

Justin insen byefham

Anyway:

Abousoun: Plastic Surgeon
deAtheganized: Eben 3amme...Noam Chomsky's Publicist
Systamatics: Weed tester
Majousseh: Political Analyst
El-Meghwar: Esteshhade
Fara7: Esteshhadiyye
Phenomenal: Arguileh taster
Jess: General Aoun's Bodyguard
General Lebnen: Dies Hugging Nancy Ajram
Flamenguita: Bouncer
AnGe|ic: Kindergarten teacher ( coz she's that sweet)
Edgard Chammas: Develops the world's best OS and names it...VcoderZ
Kingroudy: Wazeer Ettisalet...gets all lebanese free fiber optics connections
Tawa: Philosopher
mr_j: Tree hugger
mitain: Wahhabist
JoVix: History instructor
Crystal Soul: Carlos Eddeh's Right hand
*Bilal*: Heartbreaker
Icemaker: Icemaker
Malek: Sagesse Mascot
Neoxter: Yoga instructor ( ye7re2 7arishak kif betdall reyi2)
Allah wo berri: liberates l sayyed moussa
Justin: Alcoholic ---> Rehab ---> Wahhabist
Ram Boy: People pay him la ma yetjarraso
Xcoder: Pays Ram Boy la ma yjarrso
Ibn_awa: Will die as an offering to Satan
Adam: Jail...he shot the dog in his avatar

[TAREK®]

my turn:

Miss Taratata: Lebanese President

Kain: estez din

Abousoun: for some reason I see u as a doctor

Justin: DJ (ino Duh )

Ramboy: mouraf2o lal General

Jess: GMA's assistant

Angelic: an english teacher

Icemaker: Liwe2

El Meghwar: General Bel Jeish

Sogelic: Graphic Designer (btestehala )

deAtheganized: chauffeur taxi


Tawa: philosopher

R@bi3: Owner of Rotana

mr_J: moudir hotel

Systamatics: fere3 el mou5abarat

Mich: referee

Roudy: Owner of the Microsoft Company

Edgard: hacking the Microsoft Company

majjousseh: Teacher

Xcoder: A Terrorist

Bambina: A Queen or a CIA agent

Rami_S: FBI

Flamenguita: Moujehideh
chaingang_100: The Next Leader of The Tashnag Party

Neoxter: PC engineer

Jak: madji or Waji no kdg, Estez Loughat

Duce (Mario is Duce) : Business man

Bitarno: Member Of Al Ka3ida

Mitain: Bitarno's assistant

[Josee]

Originally Posted by The Princess

Aurora: Teacher chaghleta w 3amleta t3ayit 3al wled
NouNa: Set bet
The Queen: Journalist or lawyer ktir bet7eb tcheri3

hole li ba3refoun

Qu'est ce ke tu fais ici?:P
Pinaaaa ana batalet teacher:P ba3dne b3ayet bs now i will shout on everyone and everybody me ya translator ya archaologist

Nouna: Set bet:T
The queen: Journalist

[abousoun]

kain : Ra2iss el Majless el islemeh el shi3e el 2a3la

deAtheganized : nothing is good enough for him, he'll study everything ... and one day he'll be accused with mental illness

Phenomenal : between a barber or a chauffeur taxi

Systamatics : see # 1st post

Jess : tourist guide

El-Meghwar : Parliament member (Naja7 wakim new version)

Rami_s : political campaigns manager

majousseh : a successful doctor, maybe someday i'll work for him

Kingroudy : People will hardly remember Bill Gates after they got to know him

xcoder : striptease dancer in !!!!!!

Flamenguita : Parliament member as well (wi2am wahab version but in a more masculin way)

mr_j : doing commercials for diet drinks

Justin : Rapper

Tawa : Pianist

Jovix : University doctor teaching foreign langages

Crystal Soul : Photo model

Ramboy : Standup Comedian

-t-o-n-y- : architect

Angelic : The sweetest mom ever (best job in the world)

Sogelec : 7a yefta7 ma7al network w ye3mol ichtirakeit lal internet w bi med 5tout cable :P

Malek : Sagesse basketball team owner :P

Thank You ...

[Malek]

Originally Posted by abousoun

Malek : Sagesse basketball team owner :P

I'll make you the team's doctor