Papa Noël Gifts

[AmEr M]

as we know that Christmas is soon
and we wait it from year 2 year 2 have our gifts from Papa Noël
but if this year u were Papa Noël
what gifts will u bring 2 our politicians



guys plz dont post meaningless word to avoid closing the thread

[AmEr M]

i will give Nayla m3awad a licence of driving motor cycles

i will give Walid Jumlat a recorder so he record what he say and latter hear what he said b4

i will give Future TV flame extinguishment with expire date so when GMA decide 2 burn the TV it wont escape

[El-Meghwar]

hmmm,,

I would bring a sports machine to General Aoun ta ykhaffef kercho chwei

I would bring an Air fighter to SHN ,a whole collection of sunglasses to Sleymen Franjieh,Container Strepsils to the Mir Talal

And A 3ebweh nessfeh to all the others !!!

[bibo1100]

nice man would he give saed wead :P

[General]

i would get a cow and and donkey for samir geagea (Jesus II) because during christmas, it's freezing in Arz

and for saad el hariri, i'll offer him a free membership in Oum El Nour (anti-Drugs) organization

[sam88]

i will tellsanta to bring for ga3ga3 a machine ta yizra3 cha3er.
to walid junblat a road to spin on it without stopping.
for general aoun a spell to be unmortal.
w kil 3id w entou bkher

[PresidentAOUN]

i will give sanyoura the academy award 2006 for the best actor in the year
i will give fatfat makanet khyata to do something useful with the yarns(khyout)he had collectedl
i give to SG a brain to use
i give saad hariri a bomb to kill himself and all the gang with him
i finally give General AOUN the long life time he and SHN

[Grim]

I would get to "sa3ed" a camel so he can go home and feel good.
I would get to "geagea" a drawing book.. u know.. he always draw in the interviews.
I would like to send "nayla" to her husband coz she really looks missing him.
I would like to destroy every "lie machine" in the world so "jumblat" can sleep peacefully.
I would like to take "siniora" to Hollywood, his world.
I would get a lotto paper to "dori".. hek bifek 3an tizo la sa33ouda.
And finally, I wish death of all Lebanon's enemies, and looooong happy life to SHN and GMA. Happy Holidays.

[IM@D]

I would give sett nayla a vibr..., nah 3am bemza7, I would give her a Harley sawda la tjaggil.
I would give samir Geagea a "Rosaire", ta ysalle, barke allah bi sem7o.
I would give Sa3ed a pacifier y7otta bi temmo wa2ta y2attich ma3o l 7ake "euuuuuh"
I would give Walid Jumblatt a direction, sarlo zamen ma kawwa3.
I would give mir tala sekkar nabeit ......
I would give Sayyed Hassan 10000 saroukh en plus
I would give GMA ..... my life

[Tawa]

woohoooooo!!!

Siniora: More Kleenexes and sleeping pills...
Saad: The same gift that vcoderz gave him, free membership in Oum El Nour (anti-Drugs)
Geagea: V**gr* to make Strida Proud!!!
Nayla Moawad: ... *** *** ** * * **** * ** ** and *** * * ** * * *** * * **** ****** ** ...
GMA and SHN: They have a great people... I don't think that they need anything else...