Crazy Things

[xcoder]

Have you ever done crazy things for the sake of having fun?

Starting by me i was reading the Alwakeel minutes ago looking for a good laptop to buy and i was dropped on the people looking for marriage category and it was real funny.
for example someone wrote:

'I am 40 years old looking for a white christian girl who is well educated and like marriage life better between 25-30 yo'.

i kept reading until i was droped on a post where a woman said:

'i am 34 years old i have a big apartement in beirut and a foreign nationality looking for a guy who likes life (AGE DOESN'T MATTER)'

So i wanted to do something funny so i sent her an SMS saying:

'Hey this is dany i just read ur announcement on alwakeel. i am 18(since u said age doesn't matter) accounting student, looking 4 adventure. if interested reply'

I am still waiting the call lol i hope she doesn't believe it
(btw my GF is a member in the forum).


I like to do such things just for pleasure, i will post more later.
what about you?

[jadafif]

Nice work its to bad i didn't think of that

[IM@D]

WUhuu, eza ballachet khabbir men l yom, boukra bkhallis.
Bi ekhtissar.
the last ''ma2lab'' i did was this summer bel Niagra Falls.
I took my walkie-talkie with me w 2a3adet fattech 3a channels 3am ye7ko 3laya l ness, chi yotla3le Indians, chi Chineese chi ma ba3ref 2ar3et bayyo men wein.
Ta bel niheye tole3le American, fhemet men 7adisson 2enno henne l securities taba3l mat3am lli 2e3dine fi, w 2enno bi 3ayyto la ba3don : "SS" such : SS1, SS2 ...
So, w bi kell fakher, I pushed the button and said :
_This is SS6, from inside th restaurant, we found drogs in the rest room, need help.
Ma fi 30 sec 2ella ble2ilak chi 15 security men, bi fouto bya3emlo taw2 3al restaurant w chi 10 ghayron 7attine kemmemeit bi fouto 3al restroom. Deghre bol2at l Talkie-walkie w b7otto bel "Boxer" taba3e
Chi 5 minutes, l kell bel matt3am 3al mobiles w 2e3dine 3a 2a3ssabon, byotla3lo l Security w bi 2oulo:
_Excuse Us, We are really sorry, Wrong warning.
W bi fello.
Ya Wayle wa2ta chou tsalleit

[Justin]

Originally Posted by xcoder

I am still waiting the call lol i hope she doesn't believe it
(btw my GF is a member in the forum).

Who is She ?

I have lots of crazy things..here's one of 'em
I was about 5 years old, ken 3ana bel school cage kbir bi albo "monkey" so i made a bet if I take out the monkey from the cage, n make him unleashed bel mal3ab. so i did
add menon ******* el students, ra7o tshako 3alaye so le72oune el students wel teachers la yekemshoune while the monkey is running around the place ::
so my dad came n saw every damn student lebiss ghyarato w 7amlin kyess fiyon tyeb el school wel 3alam nezle shatof bihal mal3ab..so he asked what the hell is going on n what's that ugly smell in here...??
they told him while i let the monkey escape, re7et sob 5azen mawsoul 3ale nabrish so rashet fi el students n the teachers :: toli3 el 5azen kello MAZOT

[sam88]

well as for me my crazy thing was when i was 5 years old and i smoke a cigarette.

[xcoder]

Once justin told his GF that he went to see a doctor midre kermel shou and he wanted to proove it since she didn't believe him.
so he called me about an hour earlier and told me that he wants me to play the doctor role when he calls.
and that's what i did. i wanted to laugh badly or say jad bala kezeb but it looked a serious matter. so i did it

[Justin]

Originally Posted by xcoder

Once justin told his GF that he went to see a doctor midre kermel shou and he wanted to proove it since she didn't believe him.
so he called me about an hour earlier and told me that he wants me to play the doctor role when he calls.
and that's what i did. i wanted to laugh badly or say jad bala kezeb but it looked a serious matter. so i did it

:: man... here's the story...
I had a surgery cuz i had somethin' extremly dangerous (cant say what it is cuz it is sooo personnal) n I didnt mention anythin 2 my parents cuz bi rou7o nawbe albiye men gher el shar... n I have the papers n everythin'..so ma gf fakarit 3am be3mil fiya darob, she wanted to speak to the doctor so i spoke to dany .
cuz ra7 fekre shway la b3id, eza tarakna ana w hiye, betsir asdan pte3mil nkeye eno beda t2oul lal kel eno i made a surgery n she has the doctor's number so i got a cover from xcoder ... so when I left her, she said that she cant keep the secret of that "surgery" n she has to tell every1 about my issue, so i told her "yeah, u're right, give them my friend's number"
so when she has no number or no papers, she cant proove anythin...

so I did well by doing this, for my own safe... n i was right

[Kingroudy]

crazyyyy and extreme ma2lab designed by kingroudy:

at the internet cafe in our village, i installed a vnc client on few
computers, and for those who does not know what vnc means, it is about
using a computer remotly via network, ya3neh ana w a3ed ma7alleh bisir
fiyyeh a3mel shou ma ken 3a another computer on the network
w kenna ana w rfi2e mjahhzin 7alna baddna netghalaz 3a 7ada, so byeje
one of our friends, ma ma3ou 5abar L program, a3ad 3a pc, w serna
n3ar2el L mouse, w n7areka metel ma baddna, awwal shi ma 7as, bas rfi2eh
yalle 3am yetghalaz zeda shway, am hidek mesek L mouse w ballash y5edda
ta yshouf iza beha shi and then sar rfi2eh ya3mel back w forward and
then back w forward very quickly, w 5edou 3a de7ek, sar L zalameh daye3
3am yetda77ak ennou awwal marra bi shouf mouse majnouneh reje3
rfi2eh ad mannou ghaliz sar ydawwer aghaneh, so hidek 3ayyatelna ennou
ta3ou shoufou hal mouse, but once he turned around,and discovered the hole issue, battal 7ada we2ef 3a ejreh menel de7ek, ta2ta2ou 5wasreh, ba3edne la halla2

[Medusa]

very nice stories , yalla everyone y5abberna chi sar ma3o like this crazy things w yda7ekna

[Sony]

wa22a3et sa7n el spagetty 3al keyboard...i deplugged it w kabbayto mitl ma howwe w nzilt deghreh shtareyt wa7ad jdid w black kamen :P