some funny stuf

[badboy_10452]

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's
underwear?
A: Both are hot,both look better while going down and
both disappear at night.

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Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward...forward...backward...forward...backward ....forward...stop and eject.
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Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and it doesn't come means you are f***ed up.
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7 qualities to be a perfect
>> >>>wife:
>> >>>Beautiful
>> >>>Responsible
>> >>>Energetic
>> >>>Adorable
>> >>>Sweet
>> >>>Truthful
>> >>>Self-Organized.

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES
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Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
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Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.
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Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath.Tarzan removed his clothes.All the animals laughed.Tarzan asked "Why"?
The animals told him..........."Your tail is in the front".

[Grim]

HAHAHAH I liked this thread so much ! thx LF_BOSS

[abousoun]

Originally Posted by LF_BOSS

Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.

heheheheheh i loved this joke aktar chi

Thank You man ...

[Kingroudy]

nni3a3a3a3a3a i liked it very very much man, 5souseh the salary and period one

[jak]

hehehehe ktir salbe!!! i liked taba3 tarzan wil tail the most :P
thx for the post!