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Old 05-02-2006   #1
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* مر مواطن فى أحد شوارع مصر الجديدة فوجد عددا كبيرا جدا من قوات الأمن يقفون امام بلاعة مجارى فتعجب وذهب ليسألهم فلم يرد عليه أحد.. فحاول فتح البلاعة فنهره أحدهم وقال له ابعد يابنى آدم.. فسأله المواطن: هو فيه إيه.. فقال له: الصرف الصحى بتاع قصر الرئاسة معدى..



استدعى الرئيس مبارك شيخ الأزهر د. سيد طنطاوى الذى عرف عنه تساهله فى الفتوى.. وسأله: قل لنا يامولانا هل يجوز ان يصبح جمال ابنى رئيسا من بعدى.. فقال له لا يا سيادة الرئيس.. تعجب الرئيس مبارك من شيخ الأزهر فهو لم يتعود منه أن يقول له لا.. فاستفسر منه الرئيس عن السبب.. فقال له شيخ الأزهر، هذه المرة القرآن هو الذى يحسم الموقف يا سيادة الرئيس فقد قال: ولا تنكحوا مانكح آباؤكم من النساء







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Old 05-03-2006   #2
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hehehehehehehehe 7elwin ya man
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lol,the 2nd is good

that dictator wants to give the power to his son after him
he's trying to assure that he's an arabic leader (dictator)
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i think he is a dictator really
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