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Fast Jokes (war)
ارتفعت أسعار الأراضي في الضاحية الجنوبيّة لأنّها أصبحت مطلّة على البحر 
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Re: Fast Jokes (war)
تيار المستقبل في الشمال يعاني من تفكك تنظيمي جراء قصف إسرائيل البنى التحتية اللبنانية و كان آخراها منسق المستقبل في الشمال النائب سمير الجسر
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- لماذا اللاجئين اللبنانيين من الجنوب هم اذكى شعب؟ - لأنهم ينامون ويصحون في المدارس لماذا النساء اللبنانيات المتقدمات في السن يحبون اولمرت رئس الوزراء الإسرائيلي؟؟؟؟؟؟ لأنه سوف يعيد لبنان عشرين سنة لورا |
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أن اللبنانيين عزفوا عن وضع "جسور" لدعم أسنانهم، خوفا من القصف الإسرائيلي
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why israel bombed jbeil?
because they couldn't invade its daughter 'bent jbeil'
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تعرفت عبنت نازحة، سألتا مين ساكني ... جاوابتني بالسيزيام ب
حزب الله انبسط بالحرب ... فاتوا الولاد عالمدارس حسن نصرالله طلع سنّي ... قتل نص الشيعا بس يرجعو النازحين عبيوتن رح يسألو بعض ... ايا صف صرتو؟ شعار حزب الله الجديد صار ... الله نصرالله والضاحية ربعا اهما نكتي بالحرب بكرا رح بخبرونا ياها انو حزب الله انتصر ... خلو ضحكاتكن لوقتا
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Re: Fast Jokes (war)
2al da22oula la fayrouz ta yes2alouwa : wen jesr L "Lawziyyi" ta no2sfo?
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سأل رجل صديقه عن عنوان المسبح الآمن الذي يقصده رغم القصف، مستغربا اكتسابه لونا أسمر داكنا، فأجاب الصديق: "لم أذهب إلى أي مسبح ولكني أمضيت أربع ساعات تحت الشمس أنتظر دوري لأحصل على وقود لسيارتي"
ويطيب لأهالي بعلبك أن يسخروا من عملية الإنزال الإسرائيلية التي حصلت وأسفرت عن اختطاف خمسة من سكان المدينة، فيرددون بأنهم توجهوا إلى المروحيات ليستقلوها في نزهة جوية، واعترضوا على ضيق مقصوراتها التي لا تتسع لهم، معتبرين أن الخدمات السياحية للإسرائيليين سيئة |
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Chou L Fare2 Ben Hayfa W 7ayfa ???
 Tnyanetoun Byeklo Swarikh
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It is said that a large missile struck Tel Aviv without exploding.
> > The army was called to defuse it, but they were worried that it would explode in their face and they decided to check with the Mossad and the CIA. Written on the missile were the letters AF11. No such type of missile was known to the intelligence agencies. > > An Arab was in the area, and they asked his help, hoping he would be knowledgeable in the arms cache of the Lebanese or the Palestinians. > > He thought for a while and told in a hysterical burst of laughter what the letters meant: "A*r* F*k*n W*h*d W*h*d." 
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