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Old 08-30-2007   #1
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we all passed through sad and happy situations let's share the happy ones, mainly the funny ones...

I'll start with a short story of mine

at uni, in class, the teacher's phone rang, he had to answer I was in the same class with a close friend of mine so when the teacher left the class to answer the phone, I took the Marlboro pack and chaba2to fia la my friend who was writing something on the board , so my friend couldn't remain silent, he went so angry and started chasing me in class i had to run outside the class when I opened the door i found the teacher opening too trying to come back to class after he finished his phone call he was like what the helll?????!!!!!!!! I said: OMG!! deyekh w badde otla3 i can't handle myself anymore I'm dying (hiding my face from the huge laugh ) suddenly, he said OMG! call the red cross, you need something, let me get you a bottle of water and he gave my friend money to buy me a bottle of water i said no it's ok, i'll come back as soon as i get better that was all in the beginning of the class and I became better 2 mins before the end of the class i came back and the teacher was like: welcome back my son get well soon

share share your funny situations and let's have some fun


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Default Re: My funny situation

My friend turned electricity in the cage while the parrot was inside.
It was sad, but funny.

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Alright here's another funny issue lol... @ my work place, I dial "112" to call the downstairs floor (this is a number inside the co.)... There, u find the kitchen, the coffee, the nescafe, the food n everythin.. so I awlays dial 112 & tell them that justin needs his coffee mag..

PS: so if u wanna use the phone for outside calls u have to dial 1 number then call...

so a week ago, I was @ my home place & I just woke up, I needed coffee so bad & I couldn't have the ability to move my ass from bed... so I took my phone & dialed 112 ... Someone answered, I told him.. where's my coffee .. he was like WTF?! :P
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ok this was yesterday :

I was at ashrafieh and going to abc , my friend was next 2 me and we were both eating an ice cream and i was driving ... so bi de2 l cell and ana ktir t7amaset bcz it was my best friend and i had to pick up ... so now sar 3andeh cell bi 2id w ice cream bi 2id and no hand to drive w wsolet 3al abc ! so i had to turn to the right with no hand ... i tried to do it with the hand yaleh fiya icecream but i couldnt! and my friend was here watching and my best friend on the phone trying to tell me smtg w ana farta de7ek ... and the security guy was yelling at me coz kenet mnatra like 10 cars warayeh ! anyway i ended up eno shaba2et my friend bel ice cream n i ended the phone conv but it was hilarious at the moment .

ps : the ones who know how i drive will know what m talkin about !ana b2idten mech mkhalsa
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last year during the recreation i wanted to buy something to eat it from the cafiteria so metl l 3ade bikoun fi ktir people there w dafich w blablabla so chefet 1 rang ma fi wala ma5lou2 2elt leik chou msatil hol 3a chou terkino fade so while i was going i found myself in da reguar wa2a3et bel reguar li keno fet7ino w all students were laughing emt sert ed7ak with them chwei eja a guy gentelman w he saved me
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once i was at a local rest. and the owner was doing the garlic for the shawarma , so we were talkin , and i told him that albaba ( a famous rest. ) bya3mel il toom gher hek , so he told me , leh bayyak wen byishtighil
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