Top 45 Oxymorons

**Kingroudy** · 12-13-2008

Top 45 Oxymorons
Two concepts {usually two words} that do not go together

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt Head
26. Military Intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow 22. Childproof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct Life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
1. Microsoft Works

abousoun · 12-13-2008

1 - Microsoft works : Best one

Thank You ...

**TAREK®** · 12-13-2008

looooooooooooooooooooooool amazing

Quote:

"Now, then ..."

u have no idea how many times I hear this

12-13-2008	#1
Kingroudy Super Moderator Last Online: 02-16-2022 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,580 Thanks: 1,888 Thanked 2,653 Times in 1,593 Posts Groans: 55 Groaned at 35 Times in 32 Posts	Top 45 Oxymorons Top 45 Oxymorons Two concepts {usually two words} that do not go together 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Almost exactly 36. Government organization 35. Sanitary landfill 34. Alone together 33. Legally drunk 32. Silent scream 31. Living dead 30. Small crowd 29. Business ethics 28. Soft rock 27. Butt Head 26. Military Intelligence 25. Software documentation 24. New classic 23. Sweet sorrow 22. Childproof 21. "Now, then ..." 20. Synthetic natural gas 19. Passive aggression 18. Taped live 17. Clearly misunderstood 16. Peace force 15. Extinct Life 14. Temporary tax increase 13. Computer jock 12. Plastic glasses 11. Terribly pleased 10. Computer security 9. Political science 8. Tight slacks 7. Definite maybe 6. Pretty ugly 5. Twelve ounce pound cake 4. Diet ice cream 3. Working vacation 2. Exact estimate 1. Microsoft Works __________________ click on 'Groan' to switch to my left testicle.

12-13-2008	#2
abousoun Registered Member Last Online: 04-16-2011 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,230 Thanks: 2,159 Thanked 3,965 Times in 1,663 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: Top 45 Oxymorons 1 - Microsoft works : Best one Thank You ... __________________ Jess' Signature

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