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Old 02-20-2008   #1
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Let's hear your best excuses!

"I Can't Come In To Work/School/Uni Today Because... "


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Old 02-21-2008   #2
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I was hit by a car .. and i passed away
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Old 02-21-2008   #3
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......My dog is sick
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Old 02-21-2008   #4
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My cat eat my shirt With some crying lol!
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Old 02-21-2008   #5
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Default Re: ur best excuses...

Well it depends on who u are adressing, if u are makin an excuse for ur parents I use the following:

" ma 7adan jeyeh boukra"

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" The principal came to our class and said that 4 teachers 3andon stage so if we are going to show up to class we are going to study for 1 hour only"

but if u are making the excuse for a teacher or a principal there are too much to use:

" My grandmother is really sick"

"My father's friend died and I was with him in the funeral" ( be carefull it works onli one time )

and my personal favorite:

"Familly Reasons"
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I lost the car key and couldn't leave the house bcz my brother took my home keys bcz he lost his keys
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"it's really personal i prefer to discuss it later" (with a sad face)
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when i don't do my homework simply i say : i had no idea about it or i was feeling sick and couldn't do the homework or... my dog ate it
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"3ende jennez"
"mom 3amle 3amalyye"
When i gave those excuses (shi 2 weeks ago) i wasnt lying ya3ne once ken 3ende jennez and my mom did a surgery 2 months ago bass i just lied abt the timing
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Guys, I Happened, In French Class, A Student Was Absent Last Week, So Today The Teacher Asked Him About The Reason:
Teacher: "Charbel? Lesh Kenet Ghayib El Jem3a El Madye?"
Student: "Kenet 3el2ein Men Wara l'Talej!"
Teacher: "Lesh Wen Sekin?"
Student: "3amshit"
LOOOL, It Was Hilarious, The Whole Class Started To Laugh.
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