Pharmacy: Helping out one moron After Another

[TAREK®]

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic

Once a guy came to me he told me i want my dad's glucose strips i said i dunno who is ur dad he said his full name and i stil didnt recognize him so he said call ur boss ask him he knows .... i thought it aint worth callin so i said khalas its ok here all the glucose strips do u know which one of them it is ? he said yea i guess it is the green color so i said ok...
he said i wanna show it to my dad and if it is the one i wil come pay u...i said no sorry icant...he said hiyye hon i went like ok

w this was since shi 9 months w ba3do la halla2 ma ija dafa3 7a22o
i paid 40 $ for it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa3

P.S. we have 8 cams at the pharmacy and we got his pic bt we cld never know him aw get anyone to know him

7ayam Angelic thats the oldest trick in the book I cant believe u fall for that bassita 40$ Alla bi 3awid

[TAREK®]

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic

One afternoon....
a med rep came to me... he asked me abt his stuff w products w mishi l7al
he then asked can i use the bathroom for a second...i was like mmmm ummm mmm ok tfaddal
5 mins passed.....
10 mins passed....
15 minssss passed.....

and the guy didnt show up and i was like omg wat is he doin inside and i was alone there so i cldnt do anythin abt it

after shi 20 mins he comes out smiling .... thank u i said ur wlc

w he left....


30 seconds after he left....10 perfume testers were sprayed in the pharmacy w fihimkon kfeyi !!!!

looooooooooooooooooooooool wlok what kind of pharmacy were u workin in wlo u did have test some experience there

[xcoder]

Originally Posted by Kain

Top 10 reasons for dating a pharmacist:

1-Very clean life style and bed style too.

2-We are well trained to listen.

3-Drug Dealers….with a license! Hell yea..

4-Free drugs, condoms, and birth control pills…We play safe!

5-When it comes to measures we are precise, gentle, and got a whole bunch of leaks before reaching the end point! lol,don’t u just love Titration?!

6-We know quite enough anatomy, to know what works and where.

7-We own a variety of lotions, creams and gels, and aren't afraid to use them.

8-We do it on the counter, in the car, and on hospital beds all day long.

9-We never miss a target

10-Love is all about chemistry, right?…Well so is Pharmacy !


No dirty thoughts

hehehe, can i ask you out? :P

[xcoder]

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic

this happened once in real life in lebanon :
one guy came to the pharmacy he didnt want his wife to get pregnant...so contraceptive pills were given to him and he was told : btekhidon once before sleeping...
after a while this man came to the pharmacy screamin shoutin and fightin....
the pharmacist went like wat is ur problem wat is wrong ? he said my wife is pregnant how can u do this to me bla bla bla...
so the pharmacist asked him : did she take the pills as i assigned and never missed one.
he thought for a while and said :


AM THE ONE WHO WAS TAKING THEM !!!

looooooooooooooooooooooooool, what a moron!!! you made my week with this one. hehehe can't stop laughing!!!!

[FriendOfZeus]

this happened once in real life in lebanon :
one guy came to the pharmacy he didnt want his wife to get pregnant...so contraceptive pills were given to him and he was told : btekhidon once before sleeping...
after a while this man came to the pharmacy screamin shoutin and fightin....
the pharmacist went like wat is ur problem wat is wrong ? he said my wife is pregnant how can u do this to me bla bla bla...
so the pharmacist asked him : did she take the pills as i assigned and never missed one.
he thought for a while and said :


AM THE ONE WHO WAS TAKING THEM !!!

HOLLLYY FLYING KITCHEN UTENSILS!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAA33333 THATS SURREEAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!HAHAHAHA

One afternoon....
a med rep came to me... he asked me abt his stuff w products w mishi l7al
he then asked can i use the bathroom for a second...i was like mmmm ummm mmm ok tfaddal
5 mins passed.....
10 mins passed....
15 minssss passed.....

and the guy didnt show up and i was like omg wat is he doin inside and i was alone there so i cldnt do anythin abt it

after shi 20 mins he comes out smiling .... thank u i said ur wlc

w he left....


30 seconds after he left....10 perfume testers were sprayed in the pharmacy w fihimkon kfeyi !!!!

I didnt get it, what did he do???

[Kain]

Originally Posted by FriendOfZeus

I didnt get it, what did he do???

He left a really bad smell The products from which the smell came from proceeded through the rectal course and left the person's body