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/*
GNOT General Public Licence!
(c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/
#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"
class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}
int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 345889E+08;
bool readyForRelease = False;
void main {
while (!CRASHED) {
if (first_time_install) {
if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox("Hardware incompability error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}
Make10GBswapfile();
SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
addRandomDriver();
MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
if (still_not_crashed){
CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUserDetailsToRedmond();
DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMoreMoney;
}
}
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HEHEHEH who wrote it?? you?
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nice one man awsome just the truth revealed :E
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LOL @ return LotsMoreMoney;
Well, This Is What Microsoft Does ![]()
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Vista just new skin for windows xp.
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loooooool nice one... i think that u had to replace "while (!CRASHED)" by "if (!CRASHED)..." and "if (still_not_crashed){ " by " else{"
just a question : the return have to be the last commend in the main function ryt? i mean: " main {.....return stg}" ryt ?
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About the return, when you have void main it means that the main don't have a return value, so here lezem ken ykoun fi int main badal void main... |
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LotsMoreMoney Hasn't Been Declared Earlier In The Code
So It'll Give You An Error ![]() Anyways, This Is Just A Joke We Can Have Errors ![]() Anyways 454447415244 Didn't Write This So Roo7 7aasib El Real Author ![]()
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