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Old 10-03-2008   #31
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wat about the mike jacksons riddle?
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Default A man and a bridge

a guy wants to pass to the other side of the bridge along with 3 balls he has, how can he pass knowing that the bridge can only hold up to 99.9KG maximum otherwise it will collapse and the guy weighs 94KG and each ball weighs 2 kg?

PS: answers like only Istez Berri can make him pass are right but akeed we cant disturb al ISTEZ for such matters...
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a guy wants to pass to the other side of the bridge along with 3 balls he has, how can he pass knowing that the bridge can only hold up to 99.9KG maximum otherwise it will collapse and the guy weighs 94KG and each ball weighs 2 kg?
Nothing has been said that he should carry the 3 balls at the same time ... so he can carries them separately

p.s: bass ma yetla3 2 balls are his testicles

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Nothing has been said that he should carry the 3 balls at the same time ... so he can carries them separately

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ok he can only pass once without coming back ... mnee7 hek
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Bya3mel diet until he loses 0.1kg of his weightthen he can pass.
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Nothing has been said that he should carry the 3 balls at the same time ... so he can carries them separately

p.s: bass ma yetla3 2 balls are his testicles

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heheh thats the funniest answer ive heard !! hehe bas ma hazaret
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Bya3mel diet until he loses 0.1kg of his weightthen he can pass.
ok ma ma3o wa2et al zalame lezim hala2 yo2ta3 , masheena
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getting undressed seems inappropriate kamena

how about if he holds two and then throws one in the air, then at the moment it will fall, he throws another one and catch the previous one, etc ...

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ok ma ma3o wa2et al zalame lezim hala2 yo2ta3 , masheena
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getting undressed seems inappropriate kamena

how about if he holds two and then throws one in the air, then at the moment it will fall, he throws another one and catch the previous one, etc ...

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fanastne ... u got it right! ok la fakirlkn b hazoura jdeede!
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