Marriage Detective

**AnGe|ic** · 11-05-2008

The private detective, tries to uncover any
deception. For example:

--- A man claims that he has "never touched a single shot of
alcohol in his life." The detective discovers that the man
always orders double shots.

--- A woman claims that she "completed her higher education
in the UK." The detective discovers that UK stands for
University of Kerala.

--- A man claims that he is "earning a six-figure salary
monthly." The detective discovers that two of those figures
come after the decimal point.

---A woman claims that she has "a very close relationship
with God and I love him dearly." The detective discovers
that "God" is short for Godfrey (her boyfriend).

---A man claims that he is a "veterinarian who happens to be
a non-vegetarian." The detective discovers that the man is
actually a vegetarian who happens to be a non-veterinarian.

---A woman claims that her father "was once a very
successful golf professional." The detective discovers that
her father was once a very successful Gulf professional --
he worked in Dubai.

**TAREK®** · 11-06-2008

looooooooooooooooooool amazing as always

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnGe|ic

---A woman claims that she has "a very close relationship
with God and I love him dearly." The detective discovers
that "God" is short for Godfrey (her boyfriend).

My favorite

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AnGe\|ic Vcoderz Team Last Online: 10-23-2011 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,597 Thanks: 2,065 Thanked 1,624 Times in 790 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Marriage Detective The private detective, tries to uncover any deception. For example: --- A man claims that he has "never touched a single shot of alcohol in his life." The detective discovers that the man always orders double shots. --- A woman claims that she "completed her higher education in the UK." The detective discovers that UK stands for University of Kerala. --- A man claims that he is "earning a six-figure salary monthly." The detective discovers that two of those figures come after the decimal point. ---A woman claims that she has "a very close relationship with God and I love him dearly." The detective discovers that "God" is short for Godfrey (her boyfriend). ---A man claims that he is a "veterinarian who happens to be a non-vegetarian." The detective discovers that the man is actually a vegetarian who happens to be a non-veterinarian. ---A woman claims that her father "was once a very successful golf professional." The detective discovers that her father was once a very successful Gulf professional -- he worked in Dubai.

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