quotes from homer simpson - Page 2

**Jess** · 10-05-2008

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is, never try

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

**TAREK®** · 10-05-2008

*Homer and Bart find a tree where squerels lives*

Homer: look bart they use the same parenting technique

*u see the father squerel chocking the son squerel*

abousoun · 10-05-2008

Homer answering the phone : You have to speak up, i'm only wearing a towel

Thank You ...

KeXasthur · 10-05-2008

I didn't get that one ?
... maybe if it did not include the "only" it would make sense ?

**mr_j** · 10-05-2008

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo!

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh.

Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?

keep them coming

SysTaMatIcS · 10-05-2008

[Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh.
this is amazing

abousoun · 11-08-2008

Homer Simpson to Bart :
"Son ... with 10 000 $, we will be millionaires "

Thank You ...

**TAREK®** · 11-08-2008

Homer to bart

Homer: Son I am going to tell u a secrect that I havent told anyone yet

Bart: that u are an alcholic

Homer: I said a "secret"

looooooool

10-05-2008	#11
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Re: quotes from homer simpson Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

10-05-2008	#12
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Re: quotes from homer simpson Homer and Bart find a tree where squerels lives Homer: look bart they use the same parenting technique u see the father squerel chocking the son squerel

10-05-2008	#13
abousoun Registered Member Last Online: 04-16-2011 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,230 Thanks: 2,159 Thanked 3,965 Times in 1,663 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: quotes from homer simpson Homer answering the phone : You have to speak up, i'm only wearing a towel Thank You ... __________________ Jess' Signature

10-05-2008	#14
KeXasthur Registered Member Last Online: 12-17-2012 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,996 Thanks: 319 Thanked 1,119 Times in 872 Posts Groans: 1 Groaned at 6 Times in 6 Posts	Re: quotes from homer simpson I didn't get that one ? ... maybe if it did not include the "only" it would make sense ?

10-05-2008	#15
mr_j Community Moderator Last Online: 07-31-2023 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,520 Thanks: 3,023 Thanked 2,076 Times in 1,156 Posts Groans: 7 Groaned at 34 Times in 27 Posts	Re: quotes from homer simpson Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo-hoo! Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl. Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up. [Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone] Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it. Homer: D'oh. Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man? keep them coming

10-05-2008	#16
SysTaMatIcS Registered Member Last Online: 10-14-2022 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 10,467 Thanks: 14,136 Thanked 4,244 Times in 2,547 Posts Groans: 186 Groaned at 198 Times in 120 Posts	Re: quotes from homer simpson [Santa's Little Helper goes off running with George Bush, leaving Homer all alone] Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer. The cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it. Homer: D'oh. this is amazing __________________ problems of performance appraisal is that it sucks to memorize them

11-08-2008	#17
abousoun Registered Member Last Online: 04-16-2011 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,230 Thanks: 2,159 Thanked 3,965 Times in 1,663 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	Re: quotes from homer simpson Homer Simpson to Bart : "Son ... with 10 000 $, we will be millionaires " Thank You ... __________________ Jess' Signature

11-08-2008	#18
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Re: quotes from homer simpson Homer to bart Homer: Son I am going to tell u a secrect that I havent told anyone yet Bart: that u are an alcholic Homer: I said a "secret" looooooool

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