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حمصي اتجوز وحدة ...وبعد أربع شهور ونص خلفت ولد
سألها هالولد كيف أجه ونحنا متزوجين من أربع شهور ونص ؟؟؟ قالت له أنت متزوجني من ايمتا ؟؟ قال من أربع شهور ونص قالت له وأنا متزوجتك من ايمتا ؟؟ قال من أربع شهور ونص قالتله هيك بيصيرو 9 شهور قال الزوج....أخ هلا ارتحت ..خليتيني شك فيكي  |
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قال في عالم حمصي جاب ضفدع
قطع رجل الضفدع رجل الأولى قالو نط قام نط بعدين قطعلو رجلو التانية قالو نط قام نط بعدين الثالثة قالو نط قام نط بعدين الرابعة قالو نط ما نط رجع قالو نط ما نط بعدين اكتشف نظرية انو اذا انقطعت ارجل الضفدع الاربعة ما بسمع |
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01-14-2009
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لي الحمصية بطب هيي وعم تتحمم؟
الحكيم واصفلا شامبو طبّي |
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01-18-2009
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اثنين حماصنة كانوا عم يلعبوا شطرنج. قد ما طوّلت المباراة معهم مات الملك بجلطة!
حمصي اتصل بالإطفاء وقال: "إذا ما في حريق ما منشوفكن؟" |
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ليش الحمصية بعد ما تتحمم بطب راسها ؟؟؟ لأنو مكتوب على العلبة شامبو طُبي. 
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مرة سألو حمصي: شو اسمو رونالدو؟ قال لهم: صالح
قالوا له: ليه؟ قال لهم: ما بسمع إلا عمبئلو فاول لصالح رونالدو!!
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ليش الحماصنة بيزيتو الشجر ؟ مشان ما تزقزق العصافير
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