No one is smarter than a lebanese

[rodolphe]

Three contractors . . . one from Lebanon, another from Syria and the third from Florida are bidding to repair the White House fence. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run $900 . . . $400 for materials,
$400 for labor and $100 profit for me." The Syrian contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Lebanese contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" "Easy," the Lebanese explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Syria to do the work."

[Justin]

I read it somewhere but i donno if it was from my email or from the Jokes thread...bass hayde ana 7abayta ktirrrrrr

[AmEr]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooolz
kteer 7elwi

[Kingroudy]

i read it here in this forum but anyway it is cool

[cyber88]

lol, gd one

[7anzala]

loooooooooool funny

[xcoder]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool, typical lebanese

[KeXasthur]

Ya Lebnene ! ......

[Tawa]

looooooooooooool....... very nice one I like it a lot

ma3 2enno we have a joke thread