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**Jess** · 05-01-2010

Toni grew up in Beirut, then moved away to attend college and Law in Oxford University.

He decided to come back to Beirut, because he could not be a big man in
Oxford. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived.

As the man came to the door Mr. Toni picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all while talking "No. Absolutely not! You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The
Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the
primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support.
Okay.
Tell the State Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss
the details."

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man
sat patiently as Toni rattled instructions. Finally, Toni put down the phone
and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm
very busy. What can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I'm from OGERO, I've come to connect your line".

**Tawa** · 05-01-2010

Halfway through the joke I knew how it was gonna end heard similar jokes few times now.

**TAREK®** · 05-02-2010

I heard it a thousand times, and I read it here around 3 times and I am sure it was posted here.... by YOU

05-01-2010	#1
Jess Community Moderator Last Online: 06-23-2013 Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 14,267 Thanks: 7,236 Thanked 8,442 Times in 4,889 Posts Groans: 31 Groaned at 29 Times in 23 Posts	Welcome back to Lebanon Toni grew up in Beirut, then moved away to attend college and Law in Oxford University. He decided to come back to Beirut, because he could not be a big man in Oxford. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office. The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door Mr. Toni picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all while talking "No. Absolutely not! You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the State Prosecutor that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details." This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Toni rattled instructions. Finally, Toni put down the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from OGERO, I've come to connect your line". __________________ If my smoking bothers you. Don't breathe.

05-01-2010	#2
Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	Halfway through the joke I knew how it was gonna end heard similar jokes few times now. __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

05-02-2010	#3
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	I heard it a thousand times, and I read it here around 3 times and I am sure it was posted here.... by YOU __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

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