Why A Dog is Better than a Woman [Top 10]

Justin · 02-13-2011

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.
9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
8.A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
7. A dog never expects you to telephone.
6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
4. A dog does not get mad at you if you stay home late.
3. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
2. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
1. A dog does not shop.

Adam · 02-13-2011

Dude, that's way sexist...

MORPHEUSP · 02-13-2011

Dude..... how can i say this politely

.... you can't bang a dog

.. i'm vouching for the women

. though they are funny reasons the ones you mentioned

.

**Sheriff Ice** · 02-13-2011

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Originally Posted by MORPHEUSP

Dude..... how can i say this politely

.... you can't bang a dog

.. i'm vouching for the women

. though they are funny reasons the ones you mentioned

.

Who Said You cant Do Bang a dog dude

ask Malek maktabi he is the expert in this

MORPHEUSP · 02-13-2011

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Originally Posted by Sheriff Ice

Who Said You cant Do Bang a dog dude

ask Malek maktabi he is the expert in this

LOL.... i mean you can't be normal and do it

**Tawa** · 02-13-2011

Can a dog make you a sandwich?

NO!

I rest my case.

**Sheriff Ice** · 02-13-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawa

Can a dog make you a sandwich?

NO!

I rest my case.

In Thailand They Eat Dogs, if it can't make a sandwich, it can be made a sandwich

Justin · 02-13-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tawa

Can a dog make you a sandwich?

NO!

I rest my case.

that's why some men are gays, so they can make sandwiches for each other

Neoxter · 02-13-2011

Note to self: Don't eat hot-dogs if you ever visited Thailand.

Justin · 02-13-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neoxter

Note to self: Don't eat hot-dogs if you ever visited Thailand.

the only dog that does not bite the hands that it feeds, is the hot dog

02-13-2011	#1
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Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Note to self: Don't eat hot-dogs if you ever visited Thailand. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

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Adam Registered Member Last Online: 06-03-2013 Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,410 Thanks: 1,444 Thanked 1,235 Times in 689 Posts Groans: 25 Groaned at 21 Times in 19 Posts	Dude, that's way sexist...

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