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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
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i loved these thanks for sharing bro..and they are actually very true.
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Nice questions man, all these questions are ligocal ones and have no answers in me when u find any tell me what is it but i will ask u a question as u asked: why is ur nickname "Farah" while u r as i know a guy?
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, but who said that Farah is a girl's name ?
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, but people tell me that it's girls' name I don't know ![]() Quote:
t5ayyalo 2enno 2eza l'wa7ad baddo yfoot 3al 7emmeim ydalleh 3a his crotch lol...
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Why Am I reading all this
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hahahahahah... ye7re2 7arishak malla nahfeh ya s1m0n
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