conversation between Bush and Condolisa Rice

hammerguy · 03-24-2006

Here's a conversation between Bush and Condolisa Rice :
>George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>George: Great. Lay it on me.
>Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>George: That's what I want to know.
>Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
>Condi: Yes.
>George: I mean the fellow's name.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The guy in China.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The new leader of China.
>Condi: Hu.
>George: The main man in China!
>Condi: Hu is leading China.
>George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.
>George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>Condi: That's the man's name.
>George: That's who's name?
>Condi: Yes.
>George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East.
>Condi: That's correct.
>George: Then who is in China?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir is in China?
>Condi: No, sir.
>George: Then who is?
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Yassir?
>Condi: No, sir.
>George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>Condi: Kofi?
>George: No, thanks.
>Condi: You want Kofi?
>George: No.
>Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>Condi: Kofi?
>George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>Condi: And call who?
>George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>George: Will you stay out of China?!
>Condi: Yes, sir.
>George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
>Condi: Kofi.
>George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone

**Jean** · 03-24-2006

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
nice one hammerguy
it makes me remember the lebanese dialogue :-P :-P

LFsoul · 03-25-2006

LOOOOOL nice one

**xcoder** · 03-25-2006

hehehehehe very nice

rEzZzie · 03-25-2006

real gr8 conversation hahaha :lol: :lol:

Patriotic · 03-26-2006

Boring but not bad :lol:

hammerguy · 03-27-2006

thx guys, wish the best for the best forum, 8)

03-24-2006	#1
hammerguy Registered Member Last Online: 11-21-2014 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 225 Thanks: 1 Thanked 123 Times in 117 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	conversation between Bush and Condolisa Rice Here's a conversation between Bush and Condolisa Rice : >George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? >Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. >George: Great. Lay it on me. >Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. >George: That's what I want to know. >Condi: That's what I'm telling you. >George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? >Condi: Yes. >George: I mean the fellow's name. >Condi: Hu. >George: The guy in China. >Condi: Hu. >George: The new leader of China. >Condi: Hu. >George: The main man in China! >Condi: Hu is leading China. >George: Now whaddya' asking me for? >Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. >George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? >Condi: That's the man's name. >George: That's who's name? >Condi: Yes. >George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? >Condi: Yes, sir. >George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he's dead in the Middle East. >Condi: That's correct. >George: Then who is in China? >Condi: Yes, sir. >George: Yassir is in China? >Condi: No, sir. >George: Then who is? >Condi: Yes, sir. >George: Yassir? >Condi: No, sir. >George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. >Condi: Kofi? >George: No, thanks. >Condi: You want Kofi? >George: No. >Condi: You don't want Kofi. >George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. >Condi: Yes, sir. >George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. >Condi: Kofi? >George: Milk! Will you please make the call? >Condi: And call who? >George: Who is the guy at the U.N? >Condi: Hu is the guy in China. >George: Will you stay out of China?! >Condi: Yes, sir. >George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. >Condi: Kofi. >George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone

03-25-2006	#5
rEzZzie Registered Member Last Online: 11-01-2006 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 237 Thanks: 0 Thanked 233 Times in 233 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	real gr8 conversation hahaha :lol: :lol: __________________ ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME

03-26-2006	#6
Patriotic Registered Member Last Online: 01-13-2011 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 561 Thanks: 1 Thanked 341 Times in 322 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Boring but not bad :lol: __________________ لأنو 14 أدار مش هـ الكم حمار

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03-24-2006	#2
Jean Administrator Last Online: 04-16-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,085 Thanks: 250 Thanked 3,555 Times in 2,245 Posts Groans: 3 Groaned at 12 Times in 7 Posts	:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: nice one hammerguy it makes me remember the lebanese dialogue :-P :-P

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LFsoul Registered Member Last Online: 05-21-2010 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 252 Thanks: 6 Thanked 195 Times in 189 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	LOOOOOL nice one

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xcoder Ma ghayro Last Online: 04-19-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 1,765 Thanked 4,201 Times in 2,361 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 18 Times in 11 Posts	hehehehehe very nice

03-27-2006	#7
hammerguy Registered Member Last Online: 11-21-2014 Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 225 Thanks: 1 Thanked 123 Times in 117 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	thx guys, wish the best for the best forum, 8)

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