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Old 04-09-2006   #1
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Talking difference between man and woman

How to treat a woman:

1. Wine her.
2. Dine her.
3. Call her.
4. Hold her.
5. Surprise her.
6. Compliment her.
7. Smile at her.
8. Listen to her.
9. Laugh with her.
10. Cry with her.
11. Romance her.
12. Encourage her.
13. Believe in her.
14. Pray with her.
15. Pray for her.
16. Cuddle with her.
17. Shop with her.
18. Give her jewellery.
19. Buy her flowers.
20. Hold her hand.
21. Write love letters to her.
22. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.


How To Treat a Man:

1. Show up naked.
2. Bring chicken wings.
3. Don't block the TV.


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hahah hayde 2 let u notice ade jeneskoun d3if w ma bi2ewim 7awa :P :P
show up naked or wear a very short skirt... deghre betrou7o
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show up naked or wear a very short skirt... deghre betrou7o
at first kenet heik bas ba3dein saraha ma ba2a te3nili, enno i notice enno mch kel chi sex bhal 7ayet
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thx God eno u noticed that eno its weird
3anjad u go to the beack kel l banet bel maillot ma bye3nlikoun dharo choufo benet lebsa tanoura btertekho :s
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you know add ma l wa7ad bi chouf bi ghayer ray2o bl ekhir
specially here in france, l banet arrafouni chi esmo benet because they are so easy bi kelmi bet sir ma3ik at home w next day with other one

once i was talking to a friend eltello enno mn ba3ed theese 2 years here sarit malakit jamel ma te3nili chi :s (i'm not jokin')
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hahah soret gay ye3ne? ^o) naaaaaaa im kidding
yeah i know what i mean eno kel chi btousalo bi shoule btezh2 meno bser3a
bas donno chab bi tabi3to hek(gharize)
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dont u think u missed something.... do u think guys only birtikho... girls not?
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mmm well i doubt eno eza i saw u wearing short 7a sakhsikh
or eza u show up naked infront of me eno 2 sleep wiz u w ma dayin
both M & F have feelings wel gharize bas l benet bta3rif tet7akam akktar bi hayda chi. thats it
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mmm well i doubt eno eza i saw u wearing short 7a sakhsikh
or eza u show up naked infront of me eno 2 sleep wiz u w ma dayin
both M & F have feelings wel gharize bas l benet bta3rif tet7akam akktar bi hayda chi. thats it
who told you that ??? ...
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hahah im telling u that eno chaghle ma3roufe mech chi jdid eno l benet btet7akam bel gharize aktar mnel chab
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