What Should You Do During The Bombings Season?

**Rami_s** · 06-09-2007

Received By Mail:

1st- Go normally to work/uni in the morning but before going into the
car, buy a mirror min 2a2rab dikken and glue it to a stick to check if
there's any mi7sheye under ur car...

2nd- Enjoy work/ uni during the morning, go to the beach or to lunch
ANYWHERE U WANT...

3rd- On ur way back home (try not to be home after 9pm), pick up an
application of immigration to Canada or any balad bil
3alam...

4th- Rent a nice DVD (or a whole season iza il wade3 m2azzam) and make
sure to bring an internet card, wara2 shadde, cigarettes, snack,
alcohol, coffee, coffee-mate, coke, marshmallows, some papers and a pen
(in case u needed to write a will!)...

5th- When u're home check for any weird, unusual or suspicious cars bil
7ay, if there's any, la77i2 7alak w frika (don't be an idiot calling the
police because chances are the potential bomb will go off and u'll grill
before they arrive)...

6th- If there's no unusual cars, park ur car the farest possible from
the road...

7th- Keep the car's windows mash2ou2een to avoid breaking the glass by
any possible bombing...

8th- Tla3 3al bet ya rayiss w check ur facebook account w invite ur
friends over for a dvd. Make sure that they take self-responsibility if
any bomb goes off on the road...

9th- Nzal 3al malja2 w shouf iza baddo more tijheez or if it needs
cleaning...

10th- Nazzil a7la sofa, ur tv,
ur dvd player, ur pc and the internet
cable...

11th- Always have a helmet on ur head..if anyone asks, tell them
"walaw?? it's the newest trend"...

12th- Never ever answer ur phone with the retro stupid "allo"...it's
bombings-season people...instead of "allo" use "wein??"

13th- Enjoy the evening...

Repeat procedure daily until Bashar's regime yos2ot or until the visa
arrives...

Heik bitkoun tsallet w waffaret 3a 7alak the next infijars... yalla bon

boneh (cant say good night anymore lol)

**xcoder** · 06-09-2007

Hehehehe yes i received it kamen :P:P:P

Grim · 06-09-2007

I didn't receive it yet Thanks for sharing Rami_s
"Repeat procedure daily until Bashar's regime yos2ot or until the visa
arrives..."
It's for sure made by a Sanioura supporter Kell ma sar chi BACHAR BACHAR haha

lebanese_a · 06-09-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibn_AWA

I didn't receive it yet Thanks for sharing Rami_s
"Repeat procedure daily until Bashar's regime yos2ot or until the visa
arrives..."
It's for sure made by a Sanioura supporter Kell ma sar chi BACHAR BACHAR haha

Actually I saw it in a facebook group w it was more 14 Azar then this 7assab ma I remember so I guess an FPMer cleaned it(FPMer coz he removed references to 14 March but Left Bachar. law 8 march kene chel bachar kamena

)

**xcoder** · 06-09-2007

They should keep bachar and add "wait the resignation of the government since it seems to be the same style of bachar loooool"
Teacher and students

**Rami_s** · 06-09-2007

Quote:

Originally Posted by xcoder

They should keep bachar and add "wait the resignation of the government since it seems to be the same style of bachar loooool"
Teacher and students

I was Going To Put It Bas elet Khalas Tarakta زيّ ما هية

Medusa · 06-11-2007

hehe cooooooooollll

niceee mahdoume w akid ra7 tabbe2a cz mhemmin mni7 l erchedet

06-09-2007	#1
Rami_s Community Moderator Last Online: 05-07-2013 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,895 Thanks: 770 Thanked 4,271 Times in 2,417 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 17 Times in 8 Posts	What Should You Do During The Bombings Season? Received By Mail: 1st- Go normally to work/uni in the morning but before going into the car, buy a mirror min 2a2rab dikken and glue it to a stick to check if there's any mi7sheye under ur car... 2nd- Enjoy work/ uni during the morning, go to the beach or to lunch ANYWHERE U WANT... 3rd- On ur way back home (try not to be home after 9pm), pick up an application of immigration to Canada or any balad bil 3alam... 4th- Rent a nice DVD (or a whole season iza il wade3 m2azzam) and make sure to bring an internet card, wara2 shadde, cigarettes, snack, alcohol, coffee, coffee-mate, coke, marshmallows, some papers and a pen (in case u needed to write a will!)... 5th- When u're home check for any weird, unusual or suspicious cars bil 7ay, if there's any, la77i2 7alak w frika (don't be an idiot calling the police because chances are the potential bomb will go off and u'll grill before they arrive)... 6th- If there's no unusual cars, park ur car the farest possible from the road... 7th- Keep the car's windows mash2ou2een to avoid breaking the glass by any possible bombing... 8th- Tla3 3al bet ya rayiss w check ur facebook account w invite ur friends over for a dvd. Make sure that they take self-responsibility if any bomb goes off on the road... 9th- Nzal 3al malja2 w shouf iza baddo more tijheez or if it needs cleaning... 10th- Nazzil a7la sofa, ur tv, ur dvd player, ur pc and the internet cable... 11th- Always have a helmet on ur head..if anyone asks, tell them "walaw?? it's the newest trend"... 12th- Never ever answer ur phone with the retro stupid "allo"...it's bombings-season people...instead of "allo" use "wein??" 13th- Enjoy the evening... Repeat procedure daily until Bashar's regime yos2ot or until the visa arrives... Heik bitkoun tsallet w waffaret 3a 7alak the next infijars... yalla bon boneh (cant say good night anymore lol)

06-09-2007	#2
xcoder Ma ghayro Last Online: 04-19-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 1,765 Thanked 4,201 Times in 2,361 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 18 Times in 11 Posts	Re: What Should You Do During The Bombings Season? Hehehehe yes i received it kamen :P:P:P __________________ http://twitter.com/danymoussa

06-09-2007	#3
Grim Registered Member Last Online: 02-18-2011 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,056 Thanks: 3 Thanked 369 Times in 208 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts	Re: What Should You Do During The Bombings Season? I didn't receive it yet Thanks for sharing Rami_s "Repeat procedure daily until Bashar's regime yos2ot or until the visa arrives..." It's for sure made by a Sanioura supporter Kell ma sar chi BACHAR BACHAR haha __________________ Dear geek member, your social life can't be restored. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

06-09-2007	#5
xcoder Ma ghayro Last Online: 04-19-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 5,592 Thanks: 1,765 Thanked 4,201 Times in 2,361 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 18 Times in 11 Posts	Re: What Should You Do During The Bombings Season? They should keep bachar and add "wait the resignation of the government since it seems to be the same style of bachar loooool" Teacher and students __________________ http://twitter.com/danymoussa

06-11-2007	#7
Medusa Registered Member Last Online: 04-27-2013 Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,211 Thanks: 943 Thanked 244 Times in 153 Posts Groans: 2 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: What Should You Do During The Bombings Season? hehe cooooooooollll niceee mahdoume w akid ra7 tabbe2a cz mhemmin mni7 l erchedet __________________ J'ai appris de toi :L'absolu du présent, L'intensité du désir, Le précieux des souvenirs, Et l'infinie douceur de l'attente...

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