Little Dirty Johnny

[Kingroudy]

Xcoder, i posted a lot of dirty little johnny jokes in the past
what do u think of opening a jokes section just for johnny ????
w btw, fi hundreds of little johnny jokes on google, w thanks M.A for those

[M.A]

Originally Posted by Kingroudy

Xcoder, i posted a lot of dirty little johnny jokes in the past
what do u think of opening a jokes section just for johnny ????
w btw, fi hundreds of little johnny jokes on google, w thanks M.A for those

yup little johnny is more famous than haifa and hamsni ma3 ba3ed , btw this my fav source & not all jokes can be posted here:http://www.eforu.com/jokes/little_johnny/

[xcoder]

loool, sorry roudy i just have no time to recheck the old threads especially the huge ones.
Hey please keep on updating this thread, kel marra showai :P
(next time i ll get some popcorn) :P

[M.A]

Originally Posted by xcoder

loool, sorry roudy i just have no time to recheck the old threads especially the huge ones.
Hey please keep on updating this thread, kel marra showai :P
(next time i ll get some popcorn) :P

Hahahah.....
& roudy bring ur old posts 2 here

[M.A]

CHECK THIS ONE
Adolescent

The teacher had just finished reading story to the sixth-grade class. She decided to check the student's knowledge of some of the vocabulary that had been used. "Who knows what the word 'adolescent' means?" she asked.

Out of the entire class of 35, not one child raised a hand.

After a few more silent moments, she decided to give them a hint: "Adolescent - it's something all of you are, and I am not."

Finally Little Johnny tentatively raised his hand, and in a very soft voice said, "Virgins?"

[Justin]

Guyz, This is my favorite one... its a lil'bit long but its hell of amazing

Johnny's Birthday

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted for his birthday.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday".

Little Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Johnny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a Bike for his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did. Johnny's mother, wanted Johnny to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

"Go to your room, Johnny, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your Friend, Johnny

Johnny knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2: Dear God, this is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend, Johnny

Johnny knew that this wasn't true either so he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3: Dear God, I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a red bike for my birthday. Johnny

Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either so he wrote another letter.

Letter 4: Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you. Johnny

Johnny knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now Johnny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his Mom that he wanted to go to church. Johnny's mother thought her plan had worked, as Johnny looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," she told him.

Johnny walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Johnny went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Johnny bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5: God, I've got your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike. Signed You Know Who.

[SysTaMatIcS]

Originally Posted by Sheriff Justin

Guyz, This is my favorite one... its a lil'bit long but its hell of amazing

Johnny's Birthday

Little Johnny came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted for his birthday.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday".

Little Johnny was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Johnny's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a Bike for his birthday. Little Johnny, of course, thought he did. Johnny's mother, wanted Johnny to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

"Go to your room, Johnny, and think about how you have behaved this year. Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday."

Little Johnny stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1: Dear God, I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one. Your Friend, Johnny

Johnny knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2: Dear God, this is your friend Johnny. I have been a pretty good boy this year and I would like a red bike for my birthday. Thank you. Your friend, Johnny

Johnny knew that this wasn't true either so he tore up the letter and started again.

Letter 3: Dear God, I have been an "OK" boy this year. I still would really like a red bike for my birthday. Johnny

Johnny knew he could not send this letter to God either so he wrote another letter.

Letter 4: Dear God, I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday. Please! Thank you. Johnny

Johnny knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now Johnny was very upset. He went downstairs and told his Mom that he wanted to go to church. Johnny's mother thought her plan had worked, as Johnny looked very sad.

"Just be home in time for dinner," she told him.

Johnny walked down the street to the church on the corner. Little Johnny went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Johnny bent down and picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Johnny began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5: God, I've got your mama. If you want to see her again, send the bike. Signed You Know Who.

this is one i have it as a flash video , classic!! have since years! heres a link
http://www.sendspace.com/file/o92hmt

[Kingroudy]

i recommend a thick Belt ta ma yte22ou 5waserkoun 3anjad johnny a7la min haifa w 7omsi ma3 ba3ed
this is from the jokes i submitted earlier:


The teacher says to the class "who can use the word fascinate in a sentence?" Little Suzie raises her hand and says "My mom and dad went to the zoo and saw all of the animals, they were fascinated." The teacher says "Good job, but I want to hear the word fascinate." Little Mary raises her hand "My parents looked at the sky last night and said the stars were fascinating" The teacher says "Good job, but I still want to hear fascinate" FINALLY, Little Johnny raises his hand, the teacher calls on him, and Johnny says "My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight"



(tbakkel 8 zrar la yalle ma fehmou)

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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question:

"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun,how many would be left ?" "None.", replied Johnny. "'cause the rest would fly off."

"The correct answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married ?

Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking her cone?"

"No," said Little Johnny, "The one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you think!"

[M.A]

One day, a teacher asked his students to draw on the board. He started with James. James drew the ground on the board.

James returned to his seat. The teacher called on Ernie next.

Ernie returned to his seat. Now it was Suzy’s turn.

Suzy returned to her seat. Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board. He added some snow on the house.

Jerry returned to his seat. Kim was called to the board. Kim was really creative, she came out with the idea of the sun in the sky.

Kim returned to her seat.
About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being dirty-minded, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard.

Little Johnny had done it again

[M.A]

Having A Baby

Little Suzy raised her hand during a biology lesson and asked if her grandmother could have a baby. The teacher was a bit surprised at the question but answered that the grandmother was too old to have babies.

"So what about my mother?" asked Little Suzy. The teacher said that it was possible, but that her mother was probably getting too old to be having babies as well.

"Well, then could I have a baby?" she wanted to know.

"Goodness no!" said the teacher, "you are much too young."

"See!" yelled Little Johnny from the back of the classroom, "I told you YOU didn't have anything to worry about!"



Turtle
"Mommy, my turtle is dead," Little Johnny sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand.

The mother kissed him on the head, then said," That's all right, dear. We'll wrap him in tissue paper, put him in a little box, and have a nice burial ceremony in the back yard. After that, we'll go out for an ice cream soda, and then get you a new pet..." Her voice trailed off as she noticed the turtle move. "Little Johnny, you're turtle is not dead after all."


"Oh," the disappointed Little Johnny said, "can I kill it?"



Four-year-old little Johnny

Four-year-old Little Johnny asked, "Mummy, where do babies come from?

"The stork, dear." replied Johnny's Mom.

"Mummy, who keeps bad people from robbing our house?" Asked Little Johnny.

Johnny's mother answer, "The police, dear."

"Mummy, if our house was on fire, who would save us?"

"The fire department, dear."

"Mummy, where does food come from?"


"Farmers, dear."


"Mummy?"

"Yes, dear?"

"What do we need Daddy for?"