The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 22

Justin · 01-07-2011

Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall

What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself.

I retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today

”The greatest thing about Facebook & Twitter, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – Hitler

**TAREK®** · 01-09-2011

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

**Abruzzy** · 01-11-2011

Let's take a moment of silence for all those children swallowed during a blowjob.

**TAREK®** · 01-13-2011

Dear Final Exams, Maybe students are doing you but all they are thinking of is me. Sincerely, Sleep

Justin · 01-13-2011

ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 87% complete.... ERROR: I dont give a damn

Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious"

*Alarm Clock* (n) : An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour

**TAREK®** · 01-14-2011

Dear optimist,
That's not a light at the end of the tunnel, that's the train.
Sincerely, pessimist

H@SSàN · 01-16-2011

On the other hand… you have different fingers.

Justin · 01-17-2011

I'm a godfather, that's a great thing to be, a godfather. He calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught him that

I like children. Properly cooked.

Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh

Neoxter · 01-17-2011

jina la 3ndkon apple shway bas macintosh bel bet

Justin · 01-19-2011

Shakhsein ya bayyeh ma byetmanno mawtak , emmeh w sherket l assurance

01-07-2011	#211
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things I keep to myself. I retired. I was tired yesterday, and I'm tired again today ”The greatest thing about Facebook & Twitter, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – Hitler __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

01-09-2011	#212
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

01-11-2011	#213
Abruzzy Vcoderz Team Last Online: 02-22-2014 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,660 Thanks: 611 Thanked 1,370 Times in 806 Posts Groans: 19 Groaned at 31 Times in 26 Posts	Let's take a moment of silence for all those children swallowed during a blowjob. __________________ Aspire.To.Inspire.Before.You.Expire

01-13-2011	#214
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Dear Final Exams, Maybe students are doing you but all they are thinking of is me. Sincerely, Sleep __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

01-13-2011	#215
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░ 87% complete.... ERROR: I dont give a damn Don't call me crazy. I much prefer the term "mentally hilarious" Alarm Clock (n) : An evil device invented by Satan to disrupt the peaceful sleep of otherwise happy folks at a predetermined hour __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

01-14-2011	#216
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	Dear optimist, That's not a light at the end of the tunnel, that's the train. Sincerely, pessimist __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

01-16-2011	#217
H@SSàN حـسـا ن Last Online: 05-07-2014 Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,594 Thanks: 2,264 Thanked 954 Times in 586 Posts Groans: 56 Groaned at 38 Times in 27 Posts	On the other hand… you have different fingers. __________________ http://forum.vcoderz.com/best-trance-2011-t21339/index.html

01-17-2011	#218
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	I'm a godfather, that's a great thing to be, a godfather. He calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught him that I like children. Properly cooked. Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

01-17-2011	#219
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	jina la 3ndkon apple shway bas macintosh bel bet __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

01-19-2011	#220
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Shakhsein ya bayyeh ma byetmanno mawtak , emmeh w sherket l assurance __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

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