The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 25

Neoxter · 02-06-2011

^^ pencils don't write on any glass or any surface.. don't bother to tell me it's a joke.

H@SSàN · 02-07-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neoxter

^^ pencils don't write on any glass or any surface.. don't bother to tell me it's a joke.

I guess you're right ... I copied it from facebook, I didn't notice that...

**Abruzzy** · 02-09-2011

Ente Rou7eee

W ANA Bel7a2ik Ba3den

Justin · 02-09-2011

Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're ****ed

**TAREK®** · 02-12-2011

I thought I'd found the perfect website to help me overcome my fear of flying until it crashed.

Adam · 02-12-2011

Justin · 02-13-2011

If you say words can't hurt you, I have no choice but to throw a book at you.

Neoxter · 02-15-2011

Saudi text : 'Happy valentines day xoxo'
Send to: Group: Wives.

Justin · 02-28-2011

- Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. "scarface"

- Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip "Fight Club"

- With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels "Fight Club"

- You wanna hear a joke about my pe**s?....................... Forget it, it's toooooo long

Neoxter · 03-03-2011

shu jazeeret haifa wehbe el moufaddale? Malta.

02-06-2011	#241
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	^^ pencils don't write on any glass or any surface.. don't bother to tell me it's a joke. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

02-09-2011	#243
Abruzzy Vcoderz Team Last Online: 02-22-2014 Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 1,660 Thanks: 611 Thanked 1,370 Times in 806 Posts Groans: 19 Groaned at 31 Times in 26 Posts	Ente Rou7eee W ANA Bel7a2ik Ba3den __________________ Aspire.To.Inspire.Before.You.Expire

02-09-2011	#244
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're ed __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

02-12-2011	#245
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	I thought I'd found the perfect website to help me overcome my fear of flying until it crashed. __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

02-13-2011	#247
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	If you say words can't hurt you, I have no choice but to throw a book at you. __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

02-12-2011	#246
Adam Registered Member Last Online: 06-03-2013 Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,410 Thanks: 1,444 Thanked 1,235 Times in 689 Posts Groans: 25 Groaned at 21 Times in 19 Posts

02-15-2011	#248
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Saudi text : 'Happy valentines day xoxo' Send to: Group: Wives. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

02-28-2011	#249
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	- Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. "scarface" - Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip "Fight Club" - With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels "Fight Club" - You wanna hear a joke about my pes?....................... Forget it, it's toooooo long __________________ Music is what feelings sound like**

03-03-2011	#250
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	shu jazeeret haifa wehbe el moufaddale? Malta. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

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