The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 26

3arabi · 03-05-2011

ماهو الشئ الذى كلما زاد طوله عند الرجل كان أكثر نجاحا مع النساء؟
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...........................ما يمشيش مخك لبعيــــــــد
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طول البال

GodMode · 03-08-2011

يوم المرأة العالمي ... إيه من وين مابدو يكون الطقس بشع

أعطي سرك لإمرأة خرساء وستتكلم بإذن الله

GodMode · 03-09-2011

تفه عكتير إشيا بهالحياة... وهيك من دون سبب

Justin · 03-13-2011

Snoop Dogg: I’m not down with the republic party or the democratic party
I represent the gangsta party

Politician: The gangsta party?

Snoop Dogg: Yes Sir

Justin · 03-18-2011

السؤال الذي حير الملايين
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...ما هو الشامپو رقم ( 2 ) في العالم

Neoxter · 03-24-2011

White parents: "Tommy, go in timeout Kid: NO mommy, YOU get in timeout.
Black parents: Get ur ass in your room before I punch u in the neck

Justin · 03-29-2011

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Justin · 04-08-2011

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

“Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!”

Justin · 04-09-2011

- my wife and i went up to our son and said "We're going to Disneyland". He was so excited. I don't know why, I never said he was coming

- Can February march? I don't know April may!

- Someone left a bottle of vodka on my doorstep today. Not to worry, I managed to get to the bottom of it.

jbm · 04-10-2011

Status i used lately on facebook:

-If a cop stops me and says "papers" ,, and I say "scissors" ,, do I win ?! ;O

-Physics would have been much easier if "Tree" instead of "Apple" had fallen on Newton's head

-Studying = Student + Dying.

03-13-2011	#254
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Snoop Dogg: I’m not down with the republic party or the democratic party I represent the gangsta party Politician: The gangsta party? Snoop Dogg: Yes Sir __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

03-18-2011	#255
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	السؤال الذي حير الملايين . . . . .... . . .. . . . . ...ما هو الشامپو رقم ( 2 ) في العالم __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

03-24-2011	#256
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	White parents: "Tommy, go in timeout Kid: NO mommy, YOU get in timeout. Black parents: Get ur ass in your room before I punch u in the neck __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

03-29-2011	#257
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

04-08-2011	#258
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. “Are you sarcastic?” “Well no duh!” __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

03-05-2011	#251
3arabi Registered Member Last Online: 01-28-2012 Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 296 Thanks: 122 Thanked 379 Times in 166 Posts Groans: 4 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	ماهو الشئ الذى كلما زاد طوله عند الرجل كان أكثر نجاحا مع النساء؟ . . . . ...........................ما يمشيش مخك لبعيــــــــد . . . . . . . . . طول البال

03-08-2011	#252
GodMode Registered Member Last Online: 05-03-2012 Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 167 Thanks: 23 Thanked 75 Times in 41 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 26 Times in 15 Posts	يوم المرأة العالمي ... إيه من وين مابدو يكون الطقس بشع أعطي سرك لإمرأة خرساء وستتكلم بإذن الله

03-09-2011	#253
GodMode Registered Member Last Online: 05-03-2012 Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 167 Thanks: 23 Thanked 75 Times in 41 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 26 Times in 15 Posts	تفه عكتير إشيا بهالحياة... وهيك من دون سبب

04-09-2011	#259
Justin Vcoderz Dj Last Online: 04-17-2018 Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 7,916 Thanks: 5,372 Thanked 3,557 Times in 2,050 Posts Groans: 21 Groaned at 16 Times in 14 Posts	- my wife and i went up to our son and said "We're going to Disneyland". He was so excited. I don't know why, I never said he was coming - Can February march? I don't know April may! - Someone left a bottle of vodka on my doorstep today. Not to worry, I managed to get to the bottom of it. __________________ Music is what feelings sound like

04-10-2011	#260
jbm Registered Member Last Online: 11-21-2011 Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 39 Thanks: 14 Thanked 19 Times in 14 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	Status i used lately on facebook: -If a cop stops me and says "papers" ,, and I say "scissors" ,, do I win ?! ;O -Physics would have been much easier if "Tree" instead of "Apple" had fallen on Newton's head -Studying = Student + Dying.

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