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Old 04-10-2011   #261
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Wanna hear a joke about my broken pencil? Never Mind, it's pointless


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Old 04-14-2011   #262
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A couple just married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing... :P
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Just read this one, it's more sad than funny:
Israeli child : "My dad said you guys are all savages and criminals..."
Palestinian child: "Oh, well my dad said nothing cause your dad killed him..."
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NaCl/NaOH -- Base is under a-salt!
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Old 05-22-2011   #265
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What do you call two men getting married?
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ذا ابتعد عنك شخص ولم يعد فلا تحزن ... وتذكّر والدتك عندما كانت تقول لك : الله يبعد عنك ولاد الحرام
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There were 5 Chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu, Hu and Su decided to immigrate to the United States. But to get a passport, they had to redo their names. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck, Hu became Huck. Fu and Su decided to stay behind in China...
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عزيزي جوجل ... بتقدر تخليني اكمل كتابة قبل ما تصير تتحزر ؟؟؟
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يمكن لأي امراة ان تجعل منك مليونير بشرط : ان تكون ملياردير

عزيزي موقع الفيسبوك ... لمــا بجي تا ضيف بـــنت وتطلعلي رســـاله بتعـــرفها وإلا لأ ... لهالدرجه الشرف بنقط مـــنك ولا مفكرهم اخواتك مثلا؟
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If Facebook ever shut down you would see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"
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