The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 11

Neoxter · 02-21-2010

Don't kanye me, or I'll Mike Tyson you, and Tiger woods your mother.

**Tawa** · 02-21-2010

My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, Thank God it vibrates !

- Kara Monahan[Jessica Alba], from Valentine's Day movie

*Bilal* · 02-27-2010

بناء على الاسباب الموجبة أدناه وعلى مقتضيات المرحلة أعلاه، أعلن أني أحبك بكافة تفاصيل جسدك الادنى والاعلاه

Neoxter · 03-07-2010

What do you call a black priest ? Holy Shit

**Tawa** · 03-07-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neoxter

What do you call a black priest ? Holy Shit

You Racist Bastard

Neoxter · 03-09-2010

For nerds only: I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273ºC. My girlfriend thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0K

Adam · 03-09-2010

Life's a glitch...

bitarno · 03-10-2010

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto ?! Father's Day !!

**Kingroudy** · 03-10-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neoxter

For nerds only: I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273ºC. My girlfriend thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0K

EPIC FAIL.
Your girlfriend is right, it's 273K to have a joke, the unit is in KELVIN not in degree Celsius. you can't fool a cool by freezing to +273 (whatever unit)
-273ºC is lethal.

**Tawa** · 03-10-2010

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingroudy

EPIC FAIL.
You're girlfriend is right, it's 273K to have a joke, the unit is in KELVIN not in degree Celsius. you can't fool a cool by freezing to +273 (whatever unit)
-273ºC is lethal.

0 º K = -273 º C

OMG you failed The Joke is Right

02-21-2010	#101
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Don't kanye me, or I'll Mike Tyson you, and Tiger woods your mother. __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

02-21-2010	#102
Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, Thank God it vibrates ! - Kara Monahan[Jessica Alba], from Valentine's Day movie __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

03-07-2010	#104
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	What do you call a black priest ? Holy Shit __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

03-09-2010	#106
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	For nerds only: I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273ºC. My girlfriend thinks I'll die, but I think I'll be 0K __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

03-10-2010	#108
bitarno Registered Member Last Online: 10-13-2012 Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 582 Thanks: 237 Thanked 437 Times in 221 Posts Groans: 10 Groaned at 9 Times in 8 Posts	What's the most confusing day in the ghetto ?! Father's Day !! __________________ “Please dnt call me arrogant,but Im European champion & I think Im a special one." Jose Mourinho

02-27-2010	#103
Bilal Registered Member Last Online: 07-13-2010 Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 213 Thanks: 73 Thanked 268 Times in 108 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts	بناء على الاسباب الموجبة أدناه وعلى مقتضيات المرحلة أعلاه، أعلن أني أحبك بكافة تفاصيل جسدك الادنى والاعلاه

03-09-2010	#107
Adam Registered Member Last Online: 06-03-2013 Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,410 Thanks: 1,444 Thanked 1,235 Times in 689 Posts Groans: 25 Groaned at 21 Times in 19 Posts	Life's a glitch...

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