The Funny Quotes Thread - Page 4

Confucius · 09-30-2009

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

**Rami_s** · 10-01-2009

Until I Was 13, I Thought My Name Was 'Shut Up'. Joe Namath

abousoun · 10-03-2009

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- b!tch.
Jack Nicholson

Thank You ...

Neoxter · 10-03-2009

Either someone punched that wall twice or Pamela Anderson wasn't looking where she was going

**Tawa** · 10-03-2009

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

- George Carlin

hegma · 10-06-2009

-The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.
Bill Gates...
-walla????!!!

Neoxter · 10-07-2009

After Monday (M) and Tuesday (T) even the week says WTF!

Neoxter · 10-12-2009

**Tawa** · 10-13-2009

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

**TAREK®** · 10-13-2009

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives

10-03-2009	#33
abousoun Registered Member Last Online: 04-16-2011 Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,230 Thanks: 2,159 Thanked 3,965 Times in 1,663 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 2 Times in 2 Posts	My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- b!tch. Jack Nicholson Thank You ... __________________ Jess' Signature

10-03-2009	#34
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	Either someone punched that wall twice or Pamela Anderson wasn't looking where she was going __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

10-03-2009	#35
Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

10-06-2009	#36
hegma Registered Member Last Online: 10-02-2012 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 366 Thanks: 110 Thanked 227 Times in 126 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 14 Times in 8 Posts	-The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before. Bill Gates... -walla????!!! __________________ Let's paint the world ORANGE

10-07-2009	#37
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	After Monday (M) and Tuesday (T) even the week says WTF! __________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

09-30-2009	#31
Confucius chou 7achich ma 7achich?! Last Online: 10-08-2013 Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,730 Thanks: 967 Thanked 1,103 Times in 764 Posts Groans: 12 Groaned at 16 Times in 13 Posts	The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

10-01-2009	#32
Rami_s Community Moderator Last Online: 05-07-2013 Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 6,895 Thanks: 770 Thanked 4,271 Times in 2,417 Posts Groans: 0 Groaned at 17 Times in 8 Posts	Until I Was 13, I Thought My Name Was 'Shut Up'. Joe Namath

10-12-2009	#38
Neoxter Beyond the Code Last Online: 06-15-2014 Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 2,993 Thanks: 2,214 Thanked 3,426 Times in 1,499 Posts Groans: 57 Groaned at 69 Times in 52 Posts	__________________ Whatever you do, do it for the Lulz.

10-13-2009	#39
Tawa  Last Online: 12-20-2021 Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 6,245 Thanks: 2,121 Thanked 3,365 Times in 1,740 Posts Groans: 29 Groaned at 44 Times in 35 Posts	Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. __________________ What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

10-13-2009	#40
TAREK® ~ Golden Boy ~ Last Online: 06-14-2013 Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 11,464 Thanks: 11,906 Thanked 5,073 Times in 3,294 Posts Groans: 190 Groaned at 82 Times in 72 Posts	It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives __________________ Glory Glory Man United - Always A Red Devil

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